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Deadly Flatus
I accidentally let one loose
one you hope no one had noticed
so guilty, face like a red spruce
acting like I hadn't the remotest,
It was lethal, Silent and deadly
people retching, gasping for breath
I don't think they'll easily forgive me
well their relatives for causing their deaths,
imagine an elevator full of corpses
Only I survived, suspected of foul play
questioning me about unnatural causes
trying to explain what happened today,
Gained information from specific sources
they said I was a professional assassin
trained by some foreign special forces
all because I couldn't keep my gas in.
7/10/2018
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Roy Pett
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