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Deadly Flatus

I accidentally let one loose one you hope no one had noticed so guilty, face like a red spruce acting like I hadn't the remotest, It was lethal, Silent and deadly people retching, gasping for breath I don't think they'll easily forgive me well their relatives for causing their deaths, imagine an elevator full of corpses Only I survived, suspected of foul play questioning me about unnatural causes trying to explain what happened today, Gained information from specific sources they said I was a professional assassin trained by some foreign special forces all because I couldn't keep my gas in. 7/10/2018

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Nette Onclaud

Date: 7/12/2018 11:28:00 AM

chuckling all the way, roy... you have a funny bone and all that gas!... huggs

Roy Pett
Date: 7/12/2018 3:23:00 PM

Thank you so much nette, really pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/10/2018 2:50:00 PM

:))) .... hope this reaches the big heights, Roy :))) - GL ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 3:07:00 PM

Thank you so much Anne-Lise for your very kind comment and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/10/2018 2:48:00 PM

LOL. Very funny. Good luck in the contest.

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 3:03:00 PM

Thank you so much for your very kind comment and best wishes Agnes, your support is really appreciated. :))

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/10/2018 1:44:00 PM

A real hoot Roy, hope it didn't set of the fire alarms lol. Good luck . Tom

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 3:01:00 PM

Thanks Tom, good job no one lit a match then it would set the fire alarm off lol, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/10/2018 12:55:00 PM

Those elevator farts are the worst! Paint peelers! Funny stuff, Roy:) Good luck!

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 2:57:00 PM

Thanks Daniel, your comment is funnier than the poem, paint peelers really made me laugh, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Jan Allison

Date: 7/10/2018 11:30:00 AM

Oh so funny Roy! I deliberately didn't do a farty poem now I regret it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 11:56:00 AM

Thanks Jan, this is the only thing I could think of, but I don’t think I’ll be the only one, your entry is excellent, great take on the theme, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/10/2018 7:47:00 AM

Oh the Elevator Assassin! Too Funny. I love it ;p My best to you Roy! xomo

Roy Pett
Date: 7/10/2018 7:55:00 AM

Thank you so much Maureen, so pleased you liked my fun write, thanks again for your support and best wishes my dear friend. :))