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Deadly Flatus

I accidentally let one loose
one you hope no one had noticed 
so guilty, face like a red spruce 
acting like I hadn't the remotest,

It was lethal, Silent and deadly 
people retching, gasping for breath
I don't think they'll easily forgive me
well their relatives for causing their deaths,

imagine an elevator full of corpses 
Only I survived, suspected of foul play
questioning me about unnatural causes 
trying to explain what happened today,

Gained information from specific sources
they said I was a professional assassin 
trained by some foreign special forces
all because I couldn't keep my gas in.

7/10/2018

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Nette Onclaud Date: 7/12/2018 11:28:00 AM chuckling all the way, roy... you have a funny bone and all that gas!... huggs Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/12/2018 3:23:00 PM Thank you so much nette, really pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/10/2018 2:50:00 PM :))) .... hope this reaches the big heights, Roy :))) - GL ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 3:07:00 PM Thank you so much Anne-Lise for your very kind comment and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Agnes Krampe Date: 7/10/2018 2:48:00 PM LOL. Very funny. Good luck in the contest. Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 3:03:00 PM Thank you so much for your very kind comment and best wishes Agnes, your support is really appreciated. :))

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/10/2018 1:44:00 PM A real hoot Roy, hope it didn't set of the fire alarms lol. Good luck . Tom Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 3:01:00 PM Thanks Tom, good job no one lit a match then it would set the fire alarm off lol, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Daniel Turner Date: 7/10/2018 12:55:00 PM Those elevator farts are the worst! Paint peelers! Funny stuff, Roy:) Good luck! Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 2:57:00 PM Thanks Daniel, your comment is funnier than the poem, paint peelers really made me laugh, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2018 11:30:00 AM Oh so funny Roy! I deliberately didn't do a farty poem now I regret it lol:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 11:56:00 AM Thanks Jan, this is the only thing I could think of, but I don’t think I’ll be the only one, your entry is excellent, great take on the theme, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/10/2018 7:47:00 AM Oh the Elevator Assassin! Too Funny. I love it ;p My best to you Roy! xomo Login to Reply Roy Pett Date: 7/10/2018 7:55:00 AM Thank you so much Maureen, so pleased you liked my fun write, thanks again for your support and best wishes my dear friend. :))