Roy Pett Poet Rhyme

Deadly Flatus

I accidentally let one loose
one you hope no one had noticed 
so guilty, face like a red spruce 
acting like I hadn't the remotest,

It was lethal, Silent and deadly 
people retching, gasping for breath
I don't think they'll easily forgive me
well their relatives for causing their deaths,

imagine an elevator full of corpses 
Only I survived, suspected of foul play
questioning me about unnatural causes 
trying to explain what happened today,

Gained information from specific sources
they said I was a professional assassin 
trained by some foreign special forces
all because I couldn't keep my gas in.

7/10/2018

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Nette Onclaud July 12, 2018 at 11:28 AM chuckling all the way, roy... you have a funny bone and all that gas!... huggs Roy Pett July 12, 2018 at 3:23 PM Thank you so much nette, really pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Anne-Lise Andresen July 10, 2018 at 2:50 PM :))) .... hope this reaches the big heights, Roy :))) - GL ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 3:07 PM Thank you so much Anne-Lise for your very kind comment and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Agnes Krampe July 10, 2018 at 2:48 PM LOL. Very funny. Good luck in the contest. Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 3:03 PM Thank you so much for your very kind comment and best wishes Agnes, your support is really appreciated. :))

Tom Cunningham July 10, 2018 at 1:44 PM A real hoot Roy, hope it didn't set of the fire alarms lol. Good luck . Tom Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 3:01 PM Thanks Tom, good job no one lit a match then it would set the fire alarm off lol, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Daniel Turner July 10, 2018 at 12:55 PM Those elevator farts are the worst! Paint peelers! Funny stuff, Roy:) Good luck! Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 2:57 PM Thanks Daniel, your comment is funnier than the poem, paint peelers really made me laugh, thanks again for your support and best wishes much appreciated. :))

Jan Allison July 10, 2018 at 11:30 AM Oh so funny Roy! I deliberately didn't do a farty poem now I regret it lol:-) hugs Jan xx Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 11:56 AM Thanks Jan, this is the only thing I could think of, but I don’t think I’ll be the only one, your entry is excellent, great take on the theme, thanks again for your support much appreciated. :))

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart July 10, 2018 at 7:47 AM Oh the Elevator Assassin! Too Funny. I love it ;p My best to you Roy! xomo Roy Pett July 10, 2018 at 7:55 AM Thank you so much Maureen, so pleased you liked my fun write, thanks again for your support and best wishes my dear friend. :))