Santa Claus Loses His Naughty or Nice List
Santa lost his “NAUGHTY or NICE” list this year,
What happened to the helpful elves he hired?
Which SPOILED children will exuberate in cheer,
which one of his elves will ultimately be fired?
What kind of devised SCHEME has transpired?
So many questions with unknown facts,
Who is responsible for this eradication?
Maybe Santa should go and trace his tracks,
This could cause SEVERE annihilation!
This could be Christmas’s expiration!
What if lil’ Sally DESERVED that pottery bowl,
or needed a new pair of school shoes?
But then poor Sally ended up getting coal,
and was left stuck in the sad blues.
Why does she get to be the one to lose?
Then there’s Johnny so selfish with pride,
on the NAUGHTY list every year since birth-
Do you really think he’d feel guilty inside
if he received what was Sally’s worth?
Oh, I bet he’d be full of joy and mirth!
What’s with the mix up, this whole fiasco!?!
What will happen to all the kids so nice?
Nick’s dad DOESN'T deserve that escrow,
man Santa, you’re treading on thin ice!
The good girls and boys shouldn’t sacrifice!
What’s that you say, speak once more?
Rudolph ATE the list out of fear?
Oh, he was on the naughty list before,
and wanted more carrots in his stocking this year.
Santa, he’s nothin’ but a...
December 4, 2017