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She’s No Longer Dry - bawdy limerick warning

My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name was Dick Said, “Stay put. I’ll be back real quick I’ll purchase sticky Jell-O ‘Twill turn your foof bright yellow But ensures my entry is slick!" The Jell-O lube worked really well Dick satisfied my Auntie Mel Next time she needs some lube She’ll melt a Jell-O cube Aunt’s shagged out. I think you can tell!

Copyright © Jan Allison

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