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A Morning Crapper - Poop
For months I've been away from the Soup
And I just learned about all the scoop
Contest on crap and farts
From smelly body parts
Toilet humor all 'bout making poop
Wife got mad when I forgot to flush
She yelled at me then gave me a brush
She told me that unless
I clean up my own mess
I'd have to poo outside in the slush
Do not insult me with your yapper
I know I've never seemed quite dapper
My turds never smell sweet
They stink more than my feet
When I take a mid-morning crapper
Copyright ©
Mark Koplin
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