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Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie

She was dressed like a flamingo floozie
Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie!
Wearing a shade of pink
She flirted with a wink
I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie

Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when
Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken?
Overdid the implants
Axed the bulge in her pants
I heard tell her name used to be Big Ben



*Finding a balance between writing humor and serious poetry. 
I try but will never be as well-rounded as Soozie... Thank Goodness!

Copyright © Lin Lane

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