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Growing Old Disgracefully
My middle aged spread sure is spreading
Right before my very eyes
My tush is the size of a hippo
And I dare not mention my thighs
My once pert boobies have gone south
They were once like ripe juicy fruit
Now they're dangling towards my knees
So no one sees me in my birthday suit!
I’ve more chins than the Chinese phone book
In fact I look like a little fat Buddha
I’d considered having cosmetic surgery … but
Some of the celebrity pictures sure me shudder!
Fiction poem for fun
10-09-17
Copyright ©
Jan Allison
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