Puny Puns of Word Play
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My puns are not too punny.
They are puny -
so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y.
Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks
or like selfish shellfish
offering no worthy catch,
what good are the...
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Categories:
ratatouille, words, writing,
Form: Free verse
Daddys Girl
...You stole his heart right from the start
For just one look and he was hooked
His darling Princess ~ His Sweetest Pea
Then you became ~ His Ratatouille
You made his day ~ You made his night
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Categories:
ratatouille, day, father daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Irene Queen of Cats
...IRENE ^~^ zzzzzzz...
Now my friend has a pussy called Irene
She is regal
She writes poetry
She is known as the Queen
Each day she eats salmon from a golden tureen
But one day last spring
A f...
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Categories:
ratatouille, cat, celebration, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme
In Prays of Legal Tender
...Preface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...w...
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Categories:
ratatouille, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Angels Inn
...A restaurant on a beautiful island for kids
Remy from ratatouille is the chef of my restaurant
An expert in making boundless perfect blends
Cute kids can urge him anything they want
Seven dw...
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Categories:
ratatouille, child, imagery, kid, ,
Form: Rhyme
Table Talk
...We're sitting on the Dining Table,
Salt and Pepper by ourselves,
Tablecloth is in the drier,
Dinner Plates still on the shelves.
Later on there'll be a banquet,
fifteen guests, and all bl...
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Categories:
ratatouille, writing,
Form: Quatrain
Its Only Words
...I was looking at some words and their meanings in the dictionary
Some of them are weird and extraordinary
Didgeridoo- Australian Aboriginal musical instrument that can play a tune or two
Ratatouil...
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Categories:
ratatouille, words,
Form: Rhyme
Different Dream
...After a hard day at work I come home
Hear my boy rapping the words to his headphones
Every bleep comes another bleep
As he keeps dancing to the beat
Come upstairs and barge through the door
Say to hi...
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Categories:
ratatouille, conflict, confusion, dad, music,
Form: Lyric
Table Talk
......dedicated to Billy Collins
We're standing on the Dining Table,
Salt and Pepper by ourselves,
Tablecloth is in the drier,
Dinner Plates still on the shelves.
Later on there'll be a banquet,
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Categories:
ratatouille, funny, on writing and
Form: Quatrain
My Final Meal
...If I were a prisoner on death row
just hours away from execution
I would NOT order a meal of calamari with ratatouille,
filet mignon with truffles and Strawberry Sherbet.
I would reject a plate...
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Categories:
ratatouille, funny
Form: Free verse
Table Talk
...We're sitting on the Dining Table,
Salt and Pepper by ourselves,
Tablecloth is in the drier,
Dinner Plates still on the shelves.
Later on there'll be a banquet,
fifteen guests, and all bl...
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Continue reading...
Categories:
ratatouille, imagination
Form: Rhyme