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Funny Raped Poems

These Funny Raped poems are examples of Raped poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Raped Funny poems written by international poets.


Raped By Fate While On Route To the Bank
Down on one's luck
Down to my last food stamp
The luck of the draw,
As luck would have it - I have no luck at all!

Don't draw...

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Categories: raped, anxiety, depression, history, philosophy,



Pepe Le Pew Raped My Cat
(This fictional poem is based on the cartoon character.)

I called the police and reported a rape and they rushed to where I live at.
But they...

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Categories: raped, animals, funny, on writing

The Loch Ness Monster Raped Me
(This is a fictional poem)

I proved that the Loch Ness monster is real.
But it raped me and that was a terrible ordeal.
The monster is ugly...

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Categories: raped, angst, animals, funny,

You Raped My Pig
(This is a fictional poem)

You should be arrested and thrown in the brig.
You came to my house and raped my pig.
I was wondering what was...

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Categories: raped, angst, animals, funny,


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