Raindeer Poems - Poems about Raindeer

...Everyone in the small town had all gather in the park. The children were all happy, it was finally getting dark. This was the night in which Santa should appear. No clouds remaining, so the sky wa......Read the rest...

...Santa's sleigh is weighted down, The raindeer just said "nay!" "Claus, my dear," said Mrs. C. "You're much too much round!" For: A Funny Christmas Themed 4 liner Poetry Contest Sponsor: ......Read the rest...

...It was Christmas Eve and Santa was about to leave He had received a note from one of his elves Rudolph is sick Santa come and see Low and behold she was lying in the hay To sick to lead Santa and......Read the rest...

...(More Pun-ishment) The difference between a Fine and a Tax is really easy to tell! A Fine is a tax, for doing wrong! A Tax is a fine, for doing well! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade,......Read the rest...

...Rudolph, the Brain Dead Raindeer' Had a very shiny ****, Red from profuse bleeding hemorrhoids, Santa figured he'd better put him last, All of the other raindeers, Used to laugh about his red tu......Read the rest...

...Mrs. Santa on last Christmas Eve Was so naughty , at trying to deceive. Not the slightest bit coy When she met her toy~boy.... Now , believe what YOU want to believe . Rudolf the randy raind......Read the rest...

...T'was the night before Christmas, Satan feelin' kind'a blue, Cooked up a devilish plot... To repay me and you... For all this religious fervor, And holiday joy.... Annoyed him like hell, He wo......Read the rest...

...T'was the night before the witness, Was sheduled to testify, I was very frightened, It's possible I could die.... I was accused of shooting poor defenseless Santa, And going on a long rant'a ......Read the rest...