Holiday Humors

There once was a snowman named Clyde, 
Who melted and nearly just died! 
With a scarf and a hat, 
He looked rather flat, 
Now he chills in the fridge, safe inside. 

A reindeer named Fred took the sleigh, 
He thought, “I’ll take it my way!” 
But up in the sky, 
He went way too high, 
Now he’s stuck in a tree ’til next May. 

A turkey once tried to disguise, 
As a chef, with ambition and ties! 
With a pan and a pot, 
He gave it a shot, 
Now he’s roasted, despite all his lies.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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October 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
All your limericks are hilarious! I especially loved the middle one of the reindeer sitting on a tree till coming May. What a sorry plight is his..... destined to be trapped between land and sky!
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