Holiday Humors

There once was a snowman named Clyde, Who melted and nearly just died! With a scarf and a hat, He looked rather flat, Now he chills in the fridge, safe inside. A reindeer named Fred took the sleigh, He thought, “I’ll take it my way!” But up in the sky, He went way too high, Now he’s stuck in a tree ’til next May. A turkey once tried to disguise, As a chef, with ambition and ties! With a pan and a pot, He gave it a shot, Now he’s roasted, despite all his lies.