Funny Quintain (English) Poems
These Funny Quintain (English) poems are examples of Quintain (English) poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Quintain (English) Funny poems written by international poets.
Dill Pickle Hated Blue CheeseDill pickle hated him so
Because he stank badly
Dill pickle screamed just go
Blue cheese wept thus sadly
When I leave the fridg, bro
I'll stink ever much mo
Dill...
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funny,
Jack FilesNibbling carrots strung from sticks
Jacks Hee Haw is heard for miles
He often shows off all his tricks
When he does there's lots of smiles.
These are the...
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Categories:
6th grade, farm, funny,
Grand Dragon PressSome may say grand dragon others grand wizard either or it began in 60s everything was a bit chaotic the death of John f Kennedy...
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Categories:
allah,
Christmases PastA few reminders of Christmases past --
Broken ornaments we could not set free
Once perfect tree-top angel, I’m aghast,
Bulbs too large for this down-sized tree
Children gone,...
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christmas, family, memory,
Joker's HoaxClumsy knock about clown endears
Bubble blown, unicycling, tightrope dance
Underneath charisma, after the cheers
Grinning sinister inkling stirs up fears
Guise causes unnerved scare's enhance
Aside from a...
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abuse, betrayal, candy, evil,
Sleep Deprived,Yet Survived: An Ode To My Love,My SleepWhen all the Earth's a bed & all the world's asleep,
When you dream of conquering the world,then shove away the thought & let the unheard...
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emotions, fun, funny,
Made It Through the Long HaulClaude Debussay didn't inspire me
As red sun set a fiery red ball
And I ran away with no shawl
Knowing there was no way to flee
Trapped in...
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fun, funny,
A Winter Journal In the Snowfrom wintery memories hence ...
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childhood, funny, winter,
Cook BettyThe cooks in the restaurant found it appalling
how Betty messed up every pie she was baking
and how- from her tripping and falling -
dish after dish...
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funny,
Jingle BellsThree silly kids from beautiful Montana
thought there was snow in North Carolina,
and sliding down the fluffy slopes.....
they kept going for months 'till they hit rocks!
They...
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christmas, funny, christmas, beautiful,
Once Broken,Now, Under ConstructionTRACES REMAIN OF THE MANY STAINS,UPON MY CHEEKS FROM FALLEN TEARS,ONCE BROKEN,NOW,UNDER CONSTRUCTION.MY HEART COULD NOT BREATHE LET ALONE PROPERLY BEEP TO THE TUNE THAT...
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inspirational, god, me, heart,
Another Child LostThe child was a desolate being.
He was a mirror to my soul.
I know he thought of fleeing.
I've played a similar role.
Circumstances beyond control.
They jeered and...
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childhood, fear, child,
This Year's Bucket List
The years are picking up speed
This last one just seemed to fly
To old age I soon must concede
But before life passes me by
Hang Gliding I...
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funny, life, time, new
Quintan English MuffinsThis winter frost tightens my insides,
A bitter wind tosses my neck.
The toss and tangle of the tides,
We walk within the speck,
Always telling people to "wait...
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funny,
My Favorite DrinkNow let me see, what drink do I
Crave most, this has me vexed
What do I order when I’m dry
Oh gosh, I'm so perplexed
I guess the...
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Categories:
funny, me,