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Funny Quintain (English) Poems

These Funny Quintain (English) poems are examples of Quintain (English) poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Quintain (English) Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Christmases Past
A few reminders of Christmases past --
Broken ornaments we could not set free
Once perfect tree-top angel, I’m aghast,
Bulbs too large for this down-sized tree
Children gone,...

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Categories: christmas, family, memory,

Premium Member Reindeer
Christmas is almost here,                                          ...

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Categories: christmas, humor, kid, love,
Joker's Hoax
Clumsy knock about clown endears
Bubble blown, unicycling, tightrope dance 
Underneath charisma, after the cheers
Grinning sinister inkling stirs up fears
Guise causes unnerved scare's enhance

Aside from a...

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Categories: abuse, betrayal, candy, evil,
Sleep Deprived,Yet Survived: An Ode To My Love,My Sleep
When all the Earth's a bed & all the world's asleep,
When you dream of conquering the world,then shove away the thought & let the unheard...

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© Arushi Kr  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: emotions, fun, funny,
Premium Member Made It Through the Long Haul
Claude Debussay didn't inspire me
As red sun set a fiery red ball
And I ran away with no shawl
Knowing there was no way to flee
Trapped in...

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Categories: fun, funny,

A Winter Journal In the Snow
from wintery memories hence                     ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, funny, winter,
Premium Member Cook Betty
The cooks in the restaurant found it appalling
how Betty messed up every pie she was baking
and how- from her tripping and falling -
dish after dish...

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Categories: funny,
Premium Member Jingle Bells
Three silly kids from beautiful Montana
thought there was snow in North Carolina,
and sliding down the fluffy slopes.....
they kept going for months 'till they hit rocks!


They...

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Categories: christmas, funny, christmas, beautiful,
Once Broken,Now, Under Construction
TRACES REMAIN OF THE MANY STAINS,UPON MY CHEEKS FROM FALLEN TEARS,ONCE BROKEN,NOW,UNDER CONSTRUCTION.MY HEART COULD NOT BREATHE LET ALONE PROPERLY BEEP TO THE TUNE THAT...

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Categories: inspirational, god, me, heart,
Another Child Lost
The child was a desolate being.
He was a mirror to my soul.
I know he thought of fleeing.
I've played a similar role.
Circumstances beyond control.

They jeered and...

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© Deb Wilson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, fear, child,
Premium Member This Year's Bucket List

The years are picking up speed
This last one just seemed to fly
To old age I soon must concede
But before life passes me by
Hang Gliding I...

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Categories: funny, life, time, new
Premium Member Quintan English Muffins
This winter frost tightens my insides,
A bitter wind tosses my neck.
The toss and tangle of the tides,
We walk within the speck,
Always telling people to "wait...

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Categories: funny,
My Favorite Drink
Now let me see, what drink do I
Crave most, this has me vexed
What do I order when I’m dry
Oh gosh, I'm so perplexed
I guess the...

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Categories: funny, me,
Premium Member My Merlot Transformation
One glass of Merlot makes my innards tingle

Dry wine has a way of making me romantic

Two glasses blur my vision, but I'm eager to mingle

Half...

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Categories: funny,
Premium Member Jack
jack daniels goes down so smoothly
with one big gulp
my internal organs heat-up
i am on fire
from head to toe




karen croft
pick a beverage, any beverage
oct. 22, 2011...

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Categories: funny,

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