Funny Purple Poems

Grape the purple cat 
rolled around the kitchen floor
and under the fridge...

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I took on the purple rose;
Didn't have a place nor place for it;
So I sat it on the table;
Laid it down and just prayed for...

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Rhyming for you so you are not blue
A redhead reads to a fellow in yellow
In a meadow green these words unseen
By sky sunset orange while...

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She enters my dream state and gives me a wink
Regal and messy and happy I think!
I have not seen your color since I left heaven...

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Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked...

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sanctity of a cove
  breaking water
baby mine
  rocked, rolled
cajoled
           opine
of sweetness and beauty
...

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My mobile is a purple turtle. Made in Red China by brain dead slave labourers. It has some wonderful features. These include: 

Free TV. Pull...

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Tree Top Dancers
and Circus Clowns

The neighbors moved away. 
They said nothing to anyone, 
they just left. 
New people took the home. 
There was a big...

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A purple nurple hurts like hell
Leaves a bruise that makes you yell
Big brother thinks its so funny
You beg him to stop and offer him money

He...

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Deep purple days
the sun will rise
and squeeze like grapes
my bloodshot eyes
that cry red wine
to line my face.
A brighter day
draws Chardonnay. 

January 28, 2019
for Purple2 Cash...

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My name is Ethel Mary 
And I have to tell you this
I hate it when Aunt Geri
gives a purple garlic kiss!
I hate it when my...

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Purple people eaters pursuing purple peas,
Paraphernalia progressing toward a purple please,
Amethyst bedding, purple clothes, and platform shoes,
Purple violets promoting purple woodland hues,

Purple is out there...

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Roses are red? Violets are blue??
The proverbs of poets aren’t totally true!...

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I once had four cute shiny pet turtles 
Taught them all to jump rope hoops and hurdles
For a grand finale
'Twas always quite funny
They would turn...

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