Punning Poems - Poems about Punning

...Highlight of Goofus and Gallant bred within the survival instinct of hungry hordes of prey, when Earth in the balance against an uncomfortable truth smug smurf like scavengers. Pun......

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...How many paradigms and how many paradoxes can you stuff into a pair of pint-sized treasure boxes? And the answer is not, "Oh teacher, I forgot," because I taught you to reason like wily little f......

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...Soul of skeptic writhes with agonizing torture (like a burning man) in Dante's Inferno Self immolation as sacrificial bleating lamb promises eternal martyrdom awaiting voluntary die hard protest......

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...Not very humble but I dare say out loud - There is something about me of which I’m proud. That’s not what I asked for, much less than I sought - Iron clad patience I was patently taug......

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...I Have Labored Sore anonymous medieval lyric (circa the fifteenth century) loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch I have labored sore / and suffered death, so now I rest / and ca......

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...Before golden opportunity (goes no argh hue mint the way of Long John Silver) doth fade and dwindle not necessarily cuz the missus did (NOT) bribe and swindle an ambition (for nor rhyme nor re......

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...What is that which is always becoming and never is? This image we call Time. What are those which are always becoming and never are? This image we call Men And to the voice which they heard comin......

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...Got Any Ideas For A Poem? Ha! That catch phrase (kid ding lee writ) hoop fully goat yar attention truth be told, (no...no... no...not by me boat some tee else of course) ......

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...My heart is breaking, but the show must go on. Too much love will kill you, if you try too hard. Love of my life, don't leave me; where have you gone? You're my best friend, but you have l......

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...Layla, you look so wonderful tonight. Beautiful eyes like diamonds made from rain. After midnight lets dance in the moonlight. I'm your forever man, king of the swain. Beautiful eyes li......

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...Wandering hand in hand along fields of gold, jealous sun shines upon this summertime love. Night-bird, song-bird have a story to be told. I need your love so bad, like a lonesome dove. ......

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...Remember what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Don't stop believing in the strength that lies inside, get up, stand up until you can stand no longer. You gotta be strong against the fo......

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...Think twice this world can be such a wicked place my sweet child. It's all coming back to me now, the memories we shared. Goodbyes the saddest word, be careful in a wor......

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...Sun is shining as I sing my redemption song. Hey lady, no woman no cry, lets spread one love. Jammin', spreading positive vibrations so strong, like t......

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...The search for love is never black or white. I'm just looking for a pretty young thing. It's human nature to desire what is right. Forget Billie Jean, girl ......

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