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Funny Prose Poetry Poems

These Funny Prose Poetry poems are examples of Prose Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.


LET'S LOVE
     
      My sweetheart said to me: let's fantasize, let's make sweet love ... Let's escape...

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Categories: creation, funny, humorous, metaphor,



The electrician on the Starship
The Electrician......


on the starship Enterprise
the lights have gone all dim
captain Kirk decided to 
get an electrician in

the electrician's name was Bodger
he was fully qualified
what Captain...

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Categories: fun, funny, science fiction,

Silver Linings
Look for the silver lining in everything you see,
Not all things are as they seem to be.

Abuse lurks behind poverty, frowns, money, and smiles.
Nobody knows...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS
CHAMELIONS AND WATERMELONS 

One foot forward, pause a sec
Two foot forward, pause and check
Googley green goggles, round and round spies. 
Slow reptilian eyes spots garden...

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, hilarious,

NEED YOU NOW
baby come over
my minds in a clover
my boby has the sound
OH BABY this is not mabe
I
NEED YOU NOW...

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Categories: funny love, heartbroken,

We Used To Go To The Store Together
We used to go to the store together.
Picking out vegetables was her Glory,
‘Let’s get a nice, Vibrant one!
No, not that one, THIS one!’
She would say.
She...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, humorous, loss,

YOUR MY CLOWN
your funny sonforgun
so much fun
to be around
YOUR MY
CLOWN...

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Categories: best friend,

THE FIRE PLACE SEX AND COLD
we were home alone
the cold set the tone
the feeling came down
as we set around
face to to faces
had a soup bold
was
THE FIRE PLACE 
SEX AND THE...

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Categories: desire, funny love,

Premium Member Spoiler Alert Best Day Ever
As I’m walking along the bay, smelling fish,
I see fishermen on the sidewalk, lining up at a particular restaurant.
I would stop but my man wouldn't...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Sad awakening
In my head, I hear silence. The thoughts I once had welcomed were gone and not coming back. All I feel is numbness and sorrow,...

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Categories: desire, emotions, endurance,

Educated Nonsense
(For the Lack of anything else to call it)
          Educated Nonsense     ...

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Categories: angst, conflict, confusion, crazy,

Premium Member You Did Not Hear Me Horse and House
I will have a million monies when I grow up.
I have to make more monies. You can make monies?  Sure.
How? You mean you do...

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Categories: 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Chicago
Chicago.
Wish you were here.
Walk with me in my heart, My Love...

I was expecting more noise on a Saturday night,
But the wind wasn't even up.
(I was...

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Categories: chicago, funny, music, night,

Premium Member My Love For Christmas Parties At Work
She handed me a shandygaff which I took to right away.
Oh, me, oh, my, I was soon drunker than a tipsy sailor,
And singing better than...

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Categories: jobs,

True friendships are a treasure

I can't remember when we met 
Or how our friendship began
But I do know that knowing you
Must have been part of gods plan

You have a...

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Categories: friendship,

Premium Member I Am Going To Be Stern With Me Today
I am going to be sternly in charge of myself today; I will put up with no antics or nonsense.
We are going to clean this...

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Categories: funny,

Daily Rations Of Hay
Daily Rations Of Hay 

With our fine country
only becoming,
more multi-racial and 
culturally-diverse,
stagnation and division,
seem only to be 
on the increase.
Supporting this more
than sad trend,
are the...

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Categories: funny, humorous, poems,

YOUR MY CLOWN
things you say and do
theyer so funny
your bunny
 make me laugh
til i runout out of gas
and fall down
YOUR MY CLOWN...

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Categories: fantasy, joy,

SO FUNNY
you make my day
things you say
your my
sweet bunny
your
SO FUNNY...

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Categories: emotions,