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Funny Prose Poetry Poems

These Funny Prose Poetry poems are examples of Prose Poetry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Prose Poetry Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Our Candied Apple Maker
For years our family has tried to make candied apples.
Most of our valiant attempts have ended up as a disaster.
Mine were always the worst, or...

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Categories: family,


The expert hunter doesn't cling.
Not having a dog, he hunts with
his cat... not having a cat,
he hunts with his duck, without
duck hunting with mouse...
- mouse...?

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Categories: adventure, allegory, fantasy, funny,

Monster in Your Pocket
When we first met you carried him in your pocket,
Strange ugly little thing, tied to a string.
I thought it odd that you would carry such...

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Categories: addiction, analogy, anger, animal,

Premium Member Certain Foods Bring Memories
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Chef Boy-Ar-Dee boxed pizza
If I had a dollar for every time I ate these two as a child
I could probably...

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Categories: food, memory,

Premium Member I Could Eat them For You
Many said that Buster could not be tamed or trusted.
They are the doubters, the naysayers, the negative nettles.
They were fearful of the bear; they let...

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Categories: animal,

Premium Member Scooter Was Protected by his Parents
Scooter was never told no.
He was always built up and admired.
Adored by two ridiculously doting parents.
If he did anything wrong, they covered it up.
They lied...

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Categories: drug, parents,

Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: education, faith, funny, humor,

Premium Member Chemistry Session Backfired
Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase?
It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs.
 One had...

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Categories: art, character, color, confusion,


In the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
The veranda;
I adjusted the blinds...

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Categories: animal, dog, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Getting Old is Fun not Funny
I cannot wait to drive a sports car I thought!
Now I have a red one, it took me awhile.
Guys race to see what I look...

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Categories: age,

Premium Member Shebra was a Luxury
Shebra was a luxury he could ill afford.
Expensive tastes, and wanted designer clothes.
Her shoes cost him a week’s salary.
But he was tired of paying child...

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Categories: perspective,

Premium Member Under the No Loitering Sign
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm standing here."
"Can't you read? It says no loitering!"
"I'm not loitering, I'm standing."
"Standing is loitering!"
"Can I sit on the ground then?"

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Categories: funny, humor, people, rights,

Weird dream

Scary, funny and unbelievable scenarios show up there 
All my crazy friends dancing while there's a fire on their back

Moreover, you come up to our...

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Categories: dream, for him, friend,

Premium Member Funny At First
It was funny at first.
I bought groceries at McDon’s
She switched grocery stores
And began shopping there too.

I made a famous Jell-o salad for neighborhood picnics.
She asked...

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Categories: women,

Premium Member He Thought He Was a Black Sheep
He was the weird one, the odd one, the one the family laughed about.
He heard them laughing, and it hurt when he was a boy.

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,