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I professorially , perceptively
unofficially
noiselessly spoke

that addlepated
moldy merchantman
would pass
through foaminess

with volumetrically
unretrievable moonshine
and sunberry fodder
for bungarus

his puppyish
impracticable tantrum

impeccable monotonous drone
rowdy crescendo

a classic companion dither

could they brainwash
this opposer ?

but lukewarm normalcy
will not obstreperously come .

okay !


(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • September 14–20, 2026)

Premium Member WMPC Sep 14

prim perforce parallel perceptively professorially posted


(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • September 14–20, 2026)

Premium Member Miracle After Miracle After Miracle

Early one morn the sun did sink
   in the west as the moon arose
And Farmer Jones inspected his rose
   of purple corn, which began to dance
Shedding sheaves, donning pants...

While in the barn, the cow was neighing
   at Ed the horse, professorially saying
That Oscar the penguin had quacked his last quack
   unless the Porcupine's magic needles bring him back...

Back in the house, Mrs. Jones was a-me-owing
   at her pet bird Elvis, who was busy massaging  
The tummy of the chipmunk, Rufus, a big of a doofus
   while her rattlesnake, "Nixon," was clearly a-fixin'
To tickle Farmer Smith's duckbill platypus
   though that really shouldn't matter to us... 

A miracle happens every single minute --- 
   the sun comes up, the moon goes down,
The world turns round --- But they remain unreceived 
   ~ unless there's something unusual in them perceived


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