I am a Doctor
...A Doctor of proctology
I can spot them a mile away
with or without the hats
nor the Nazi salutes
they may love their dogs to the max
canines won’t paw out their faults
Oh what stories vets coul...
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Categories:
proctology, hilarious, political,
Form: Free verse
Flatulent Fannie
...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy
With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy
She blows out so much gas
Foul vapor from her a$$
It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy
Fannie lets 'em rip with...
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Categories:
proctology, funny,
Form: Limerick
Purgative Debacle Debilitated Me December 18th 2020
...Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020
Hoop fully adequately explains
source of odoriferous dry rot,
ye possibly smell, I jot
within this reasonable rhyme
without putting Johnny ...
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Categories:
proctology, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Doctor Upyers' Clinic
...A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread!
Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead!
Oh no! He wasn't trained in t...
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Categories:
proctology, humorous,
Form: Couplet