Proctology Poems - Poems about Proctology

...A Doctor of proctology I can spot them a mile away with or without the hats nor the Nazi salutes they may love their dogs to the max canines won’t paw out their faults Oh what stories vets coul......

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...Don't worry Son, there's nothing to fear Is that what you expected to hear No, I think we're the feast Of this rampaging beast Whose horn's about to puncture your rear......

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...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......

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...Purgative debacle debilitated me December 18th, 2020 Hoop fully adequately explains source of odoriferous dry rot, ye possibly smell, I jot within this reasonable rhyme without putting Johnny ......

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...A visit to Doctor Upyers' Medical Clinic was approached with trembling and dread! Most folks would rather be fishing or have an appointment with their dentist instead! Oh no! He wasn't trained in t......

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