In a random survey, working class
Americans were asked:
What occupations they thought the worst.
These three were singled out: the first
embalmers, the second dentists
the third, the most obviass, proctologists.
Categories:
proctologists, humor,
Form: Light Verse
It’s no accident that dentists,
grave diggers and proctologists
all share one thing in common:
filling holes, teeth, and an occasional bottom.
Categories:
proctologists, humor,
Form: Epigram
A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs.
Categories:
proctologists, funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme
The moving deeper and deeper body of eel,
that's what patients of proctologists often feel.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Categories:
proctologists, body, care, feelings,
Form: Couplet
Proctologists need to write when
A prescription's called for big ben
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen
Categories:
proctologists, confusion, funny, health, humor,
Form: Limerick