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The Worst Occupations

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In a random survey, working class
Americans were asked:
What occupations they thought the worst.
These three were singled out: the first
embalmers, the second dentists
the third, the most ob...

Categories: proctologists, humor,
Form: Light Verse

One Thing in Common

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It’s no accident that dentists,
grave diggers and proctologists
all share one thing in common:
filling holes, teeth, and an occasional bottom. 
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Categories: proctologists, humor,
Form: Epigram

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yo...

Categories: proctologists, 12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Dreaming Physicians

...A surgeon dreams of slicing livers.
A dentist dreams of teeth and gums.
Proctologists envision fingers
and thumbs....

Categories: proctologists, funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form: Rhyme

Juggling Bouncy Paradigms

...Martha Rogers
brought dynamic nursing relationships
of co-acclimating healthy minds
and Earth's well-being subclimates,

While Carl Rogers
brought empowering therapeutic relationships
of coope...

Categories: proctologists, art, earth, environment, health,
Form: Political Verse

Positive Political Problems

...My fundraising problem with positive psychology,
said the good health doctor,
it is too social science squishy,
not leftbrain dominant enough,

Suspiciously ecofeminist
for natural science path...

Categories: proctologists, addiction, caregiving, health, integrity,
Form: Political Verse

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM 

My dentist ...

Categories: proctologists, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Godot Paid Me a Visit

...While constipation kept me in arrears,
asper daily writing,
     thus ordinarily straight forward
     practiced process culling material,

     (a daily endeavor generally mastered
     by you...

Categories: proctologists, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Zealous Solemn Namaste Kowtowing Loo

...aside from being worn 
     during mortal kombat firmly braced
full body armor suited up 
     with proctologists safely positioned
 
     most definitely
     entire body electric en cased
re...

Categories: proctologists, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

The Moving Body

...The moving deeper and deeper body of eel,
that's what patients of proctologists often feel.
 
Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

Categories: proctologists, body, care, feelings,
Form: Couplet

The Astonishing Disappearing Act

...Proctologists need to write when 
A prescription's called for big ben 
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen...

Categories: proctologists, confusion, funny, health, humor,
Form: Limerick

God Loves 'Em One and All

...'Tis said that God loves all His creatures great and small.
Here are just a few of them - I can't begin to name them all!
He loves us one and all the whole world wide from A to Z!
His steadfast lo...

Categories: proctologists, funnylove, , atheist,
Form: Rhyme