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Proctologists Poems - Poems about Proctologists
The Worst Occupations
... In a random survey, working class Americans were asked: What occupations they thought the worst. These three were singled out: the first embalmers, the second dentists the third, the most ob......
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Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
proctologists,
humor,
Form:
Light Verse
One Thing in Common
... It’s no accident that dentists, grave diggers and proctologists all share one thing in common: filling holes, teeth, and an occasional bottom. ......
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Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
proctologists,
humor,
Form:
Epigram
Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout
...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologists,
12th grade, absence, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Dreaming Physicians
...A surgeon dreams of slicing livers. A dentist dreams of teeth and gums. Proctologists envision fingers and thumbs.......
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Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
proctologists,
funny, humor, humorous, rude,
Form:
Rhyme
Juggling Bouncy Paradigms
...Martha Rogers brought dynamic nursing relationships of co-acclimating healthy minds and Earth's well-being subclimates, While Carl Rogers brought empowering therapeutic relationships of coope......
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Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
proctologists,
art, earth, environment, health,
Form:
Political Verse
Positive Political Problems
...My fundraising problem with positive psychology, said the good health doctor, it is too social science squishy, not leftbrain dominant enough, Suspiciously ecofeminist for natural science path......
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Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
proctologists,
addiction, caregiving, health, integrity,
Form:
Political Verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
proctologists,
giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Godot Paid Me a Visit
...While constipation kept me in arrears, asper daily writing, thus ordinarily straight forward practiced process culling material, (a daily endeavor generally mastered by you......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologists,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Zealous Solemn Namaste Kowtowing Loo
...aside from being worn during mortal kombat firmly braced full body armor suited up with proctologists safely positioned most definitely entire body electric en cased re......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
proctologists,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
The Moving Body
...The moving deeper and deeper body of eel, that's what patients of proctologists often feel. Volodymyr Knyr 2017......
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Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
proctologists,
body, care, feelings,
Form:
Couplet
The Astonishing Disappearing Act
...Proctologists need to write when A prescription's called for big ben But a doctor equipped With thermometer quipped An as_hole's walked off with my pen......
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Duke Beaufort
Categories:
proctologists,
confusion, funny, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
God Loves 'Em One and All
...'Tis said that God loves all His creatures great and small. Here are just a few of them - I can't begin to name them all! He loves us one and all the whole world wide from A to Z! His steadfast lo......
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
proctologists,
funnylove, , atheist,
Form:
Rhyme