Categories:
primate, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Narrative
My Mate's a Primate
I have a friend who beats his chest
Who thinks he's tough, an ego blessed
He goes out clubbing, club in hand
Neanderthal romance, clubber lang.
He drinks banana daiquiris by the bowl
Experiments with chest wigs, an anthropoids soul
He apes around to attract a mate
A regular swinger awaiting his fate.
My mate's
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Categories:
primate, friendship, humor, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Primate Houses
At the zoo, at the primate houses,
their ire, at the watchers, arouses.
Before it’s all through,
they’re hurling their poo,
And sometimes it gets on their blouses.
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Categories:
primate, sometimes,
Form: Limerick
The Beast From Lodi
I, I am an aye aye
I'm from Lodi
Hi-dee-ho-di
I, I'm a shoo fly pie
Wearing tie dye
Buzzing sky high
I do not lie guy.
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Categories:
primate, animal, crazy, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Caring Primate Jane Goodall
A young Jane liked to observe, native birds and animals
making notes, sketches, and reading zoology and ethology
Her fascination of animal behavior, and their fundamentals
has taken her back in time, to work out their chronology
Jane Goodall for many years, lived among chimpanzees
to study the primates of Tanzania, in their natural habitat
immersing herself in their lives, and
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Categories:
primate, animal, beautiful, earth, education,
Form: Rhyme
Primate
hairy and pungent
the silverback claims his own
reeking of brutality
his agenda is plain
his emotions
simple and deep
he is the father
of humanity
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Categories:
primate, nature,
Form: Prose Poetry
Primate On a Limb
Blissful he appears
Enjoys nature’s habitat --
Survival instinct
We have missed something
Only man kills for greed, sport --
We are devolving
*Entry for John Freeman's "Natural and Beyond" contest (Haiku first, then Senryu)
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Categories:
primate, introspection, nature, science,
Form: Haiku
Diary of a Twisted Primate
a scandalous secret gnaws
at the epicenter of my being
threatening to unearth
score pillars of dirt
upon which my world is built
gilded in reverence,
vaingloriously lauded
and parlayed to ascend sacred rungs
beyond the license of minions,
the legend grows
and grows
and grows
and though I know
my storied steeple,
as all things crooked,
will surely crumble someday,
I pray that it shall stay
erect
an irreverent crown;
a reaming tower
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Categories:
primate, political, satire
Form: Free verse
Primate
A single word is branded into the fresh snow in urine.
'Memoriam'
Over the crest of a barren hill covered in winter's dowry,
there is a brown form huddled over a burning tire,
shivering alone.
Curse this thing and the roundabout landscape he formed not in oils or watercolors,
but in reality
curse him.
He sketches himself so clever amongst all creatures
so chivalric
so
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Categories:
primate, science, science fiction
Form: Free verse
Living With the Primate
The little monkey in its cage;
That looked just like a baby.
Now he’s riding on your back
And you think he drives you crazy.
The monkey tells you listen;
It’s best you feed me now.
You tell him that you got no cash;
But you’ll work
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Categories:
primate, allegorylife, me, life, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Monkey Is a Primate
Did the monkey learned to speak, through the passing of the years;
And is the jackal still there laughing while the dove does cry its tears.
It's said our axle is off balance, as we spin out of control
And the elements are angry but the monkey doesn't
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Categories:
primate, introspection, life, people, philosophy,
Form: I do not know?