Funny Pride Poems

Why Is it I take you anywhere you want to go , but you refuse to wash me
You leave me out in the cold all...

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Funny

Pride
 is the
Punchline
 to the
 
Joke 
 That 
  You
   Are.

-Gray Squirrel

03-26-2024...

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Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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My day is simply incomplete;
    no one else has liked my brilliant tweet.

And now, the views make matters worse,
   ...

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Thirty two years ago today
Our family was complete
With the arrival of a baby boy
Overdue, nine pounds, perfect and sweet

The purest love we had ever known
The...

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It has been a short - lived career,
Former ones tried on Black Maria;
To soon start bearing A Pariah,
His story the same in Syria,
Which he had...

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It is heavy not to envy the harmony of loving ants.
So, we need to harry ourselves in hurry for helping hands.
Isn’t it funny the levy...

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Sometimes a pause...is all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up...

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To learn to be grateful,
to me means to be humbled.
Life has a funny way,
of doing exactly as they say,
have gratitude
and you will receive in magnitude,
lessons...

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Happiness for Sale?

‘Twas happiness I thought money could buy
‘Till its very essence led me to cry,
For using my fortune to gamble and play,
Penniless, I am...

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Dear Old Humphrey, Teddy Bear
My parents won you at the fair
For years they sat you over there
In mom's old leather rocking chair
Deep inside the basement...

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Bold girl Paulette went alone to Tokyo from Bordeaux
Wore the local dress to get lost in the crowd
On a calm day wind would surge she...

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Pride......and joy?

Pride is thinking that you know too much 
Thinking that the love you have is even half enough
It's clinging to honesty as if heard...

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There once was a man named Stokes
Who’s a clown to many folks

But if he’s on the run
With those who made fun

He told the people he’s...

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Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
	her up-do came down
	exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”...

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