Preggers Poems - Poems about Preggers

...Mama Mia had many kittens, too many to count. She was a loosey goosey, and met Toms at the fount. They kept her busy, impregnated, happy and fat. She was a good mama too, a nurturing cat. The l......

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...Anne Bonny- Pirate Anne Bonny preferred the pirate’s life She turned her back on being a wife And cleverly hid her womanhood In buccaneer’s guise ignoring all good She sailed the seas as gall......

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... O' boy; have you all heard the street gossip today Mrs. Pringle at No. 9 is having a bad hair day Mr. Ellis at No. 4 had a shave, as cut his chin Danny at No. 21 threw his cat out in the bin ......

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...It’s clear after this perfunctory bout, I’m packin’ your things and you’re movin’ out! On our first day we both made such grand vows, now I hear you’re stepping out to carouse. That M......

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...When they’re “preggers,” some females feel fickle And their "fancy" just some foods can tickle. I (instead) ate and ate. Dang it. . . How much less weight I’d have gained if I’d craved only pickl......

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