Funny Potato Poems

Creativity comes and goes. 
That’s what she believes, she named Cho. 
Cho happens to be a potato. 
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows....

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This potato today I sat down to eat
Was not the spud I expected to meet
It seemed to be a tad bit dry
A red one it...

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Ok, it’s time to talk potato 
One of nature’s finest
Within the vegetable  kingdom
Considered….His Royal Highness
 
A versatile, varied vegetable
Available and loved by most
So many...

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A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french...

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Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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I just saw this cute couch potato
An old kitty with no up and go
He just sits and grows 'round
with large belly profound
While enjoying his best...

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mass of flesh
                      ...

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Yes, the time had allowed another opportunity to be near you,
Though well heaven knows whenever you are near my fear crunches my breath,
Leaving me starving...

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Great store cupboard standby
I'm sure,but tinned potatos,
It doesn't matter what you do with them,
They always taste the same,
Boiled,fried,roast,
Sprinkled with cheddar cheese,
Covered with curry sauce,
They still...

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Aroma baking
Pleasure making

Peanutbutter cake
Don't want no fake

Souffle' today
Tomorrow no weigh

Cheesecake crumb
Pour me some rum...

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Such an ugly thing 
looking back at me
with your so-called eyes
conceived in dirt 
nothing but a storage cellar
for the top green which itself
is less than...

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Supper tonight was really a mess,
the microwave cooked my potato,
twenty minutes, no less.
Smoke was billowing, from behind my back,
I sat there eating, wondering why the...

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