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As a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical pitfalls,
which culminated in to marital quarrels.
Desi's broken English, always saying,
"Lucy, you got to do some s plaining."
Yet there's nothing funny nor deserving
of a rhyme when one recalls T's presidency
and the rise of hate crimes..
The threats to volunteers who worked at
our polls nor to Mr. Pelosi's tragic hammer blows..
The January 6th attack on our Capitol police,
many still badly traumatized, several now deceased.
Mr. D. Trump has the audacity to want another reigning.
It's time for his MAGA buddies to "do some s plaining."
April 20—Standup Comedy – The Insult Comedy Tour!
How and why he
Remains so popular
With some Americans
Remains a mystery.
He remains me
Of an old-time insult
Comedian, Don Rickles
Who was infamous
For insulting his audience
Who loved his edgy comic stylings,
As he cruelly mocked
everything and everyone.
But, over time, people got tired
of his routine
And his style of humor faded away
But he has resurrected
The insult comedy routine.
Going to his rallies
Is akin to a religious revival
For some people.
They delight in being
Part of his whole mad
Carnival scene.
but for many of us
the T comedy tour
is no longer funny
if it ever was.
A shouting senile old fool tanking in the polls trying to save his a-rse.
It would take someone a helluva lot smarter than Joe to gaslight me.
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The State of the Union - a fact checker’s wet dream!
*Joe says America is better off now than it was three years ago. That’s not the dementia speaking, that’s his contempt for America speaking. The only people better off in the last three years are illegal aliens.
*Joe says Trump is a threat to democracy. Funny, I don’t remember democracy being under siege under Trump’s presidency. But I do remember Trump being under siege by the media because their girl, Hillary, lost.
*No Joe, weaponising the justice system to attack your political opponents is a threat to democracy. Duh! Selling out America to enrich you and your family and steal classified documents to give to a ghost writer to write a book for an $8 million advance and keep them in your garage is a threat to democracy.
The only thing Donald J Trump is a threat to is their idiocracy!
Either vote this corrupt lying arrogant addled old fool out or impeach!
Sam Adams
Has a bitter sarcastic
Cutting attitude
Infamous for his Adam’s wit
Much feared and hated
But many laughed along
As his wit was just so funny
Unless you were the victim
Of his verbal cuts and put-downs.
Often unloading on people
His bitter sarcastic cuts
Designed to humiliate
And hurt, zeroing in on your faults.
A true master
Of the kiss up
Kick down
Intimidation philosophy of life.
He was a verbal bully
And like most bullies
Could dish it out
But did not appreciate it
When it was returned
Back to him.
The moderator asked question after question
Every response, a boring digression
Time sure is money
And that is not funny
So if you watched the debate
You deserve a rebate
UPDATE on Cindy, Cindy Cinderella
Cindy, Cindy Cinderella
When windy went forth with umbrella
Was it made in Chiny-Chiny or Indy-Indy?
In the first verse, there was no certainty
Just, “Had the umbrella been stronger
This poem might have been longer.”
II
Let it now be known, to worlds known & unknown
My team of researchers, knowing the grown
Cinderella had to lose a glass slipper
So Prince Charming would be a picker-upper!
Through excavation and space travel
Have this much to unravel:
Cindy had been blown, with umbrella, to Venus
Madame Venus foretold: Cindy would return to US
I hear in the Ukraine
there's a comedian
with no prior political experience
who has become their new President.
I wonder
they did not hear
we tried this model in the U.S.
a couple years ago
With predictable tragic/comedic results
not the least bit friendly
to public multicultural health
sold out
to support feudal monoculturing wealth
of not so funny kleptocrats.
Take a knee and oppose the red white and blue, it seems to be the thing to do, when you feel you’re not being heard, or when someone calls you a dirty word, it really doesn’t matter to the DNC, they love it when you take a knee, they have feelings for you and your perceived god given rights, and plan to take them away, when the time is right, Funny, they don’t care if your black or white, they only care about votes and there rights, and they’ve figured out how to stay in the lead, trust me it’s not you they need, they need people coming in from all four sides, living in cities that help them hide, creating a chain of one brings two, three, and four, in a year there’s a million more, then you separate yourselves using the past, all the time saying division can’t last, too bad you can’t open your eyes and see, your being used by the DNC.