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Pie Eyed Poems

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Premium Member Pie Eyed
Mince pies
Are slang for eyes
Sounds ridiculous to me
If we had mince pies for eyes
None of us could see...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick

Pie Eyed - for The Night Before contest
Pie Eyed (for The Night Before Contest)

Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house
I had to get home and sneak past me spouse
She’d sent me to purchase a dozen mince pies
I never expected to meet with the guys
So...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, christmas, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pie Eyed
Just havin some fun here to the melody of a song written in 1945 called Frim Fram Sauce, made famous by Nat King Cole and many others.

You gottcha Black Bottom Cheesecake,
Meat pie that Mom makes
and sure to satisfy -
you gotcha...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Alan L Boles picture life death
And all the in-between's
The good
And the bad,

We raised our glass,
And celebrated,
Do you remember?
I tried to forget!
No...I...didn' that,

We danced,
We partied,
Told jokes,
We laughed
We cried,
Drunk...out of our heads,
The room spun around,
Around and around,
Even fell to the ground,,
For...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I
I, no bigger than a fly, in mind's eye is sometimes labeled, a wise guy, bad guy, a good guy and none of those do I deny.

Because I can deversity, which is why I cry, is shy, lie, can fly,...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, america, appreciation, beautiful, conflict, hero, hope,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Poor Pandora
We ponder Pandora as the person preordained
to unleash a plethora of plagues upon our persons.

But here's what I heard:
Pandora had two sisters,
Persephone and Proserpina.
Pandora perused poetry 
while Persephone practiced petite-point.
But Proserpina possessed the predilection
for picking on people.
She pestered the portly,...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, allegory, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Am Already Available
Am Already Available

A Am already available
B Have been and am still able
C Could consider taking a chance
D Did finally learn how to dance
E Was exceptional when a kid
F Found they said I flipped my lid
G Learned what gravity of it...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Sing a song of sickness after a barrel full of rye
Two men drank the whiskey and soon they were pie eyed
They woke up in a prison cell; their heads began to ring
Now they know the consequences too much alcohol can...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, drink, humorous, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Brahms and Liszt
Happy.  Genial.  Merry.  Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy.  Tiddly.  Brahms and Liszt

Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered, blathered, leathered, plastered, 
Sozzled, sloshed, scuttered

Hammered, battered, caned, mangled
Spannered, mullered.  Half-cut, lashed
Twisted, warped, slammed,...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, drink,
Form: List
Premium Member Pie Eyed
The trees have pumpkin-pied themselves
they're dipped in orange butterscotch.
The squirrel's nests of pick-up sticks
hide acorns stores which plink-plop.

Below the apple trees bowed branches
mother harvests windfalls for pies.
Father takes a old buck down
for mincemeat pie, bye and bye. 

The corn field's...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, food,
Form: Sonnet

Premium Member Pi Day
On March fourteenth, the day of pi
I pined to buy an apple pie
A python spied me at the door,
a sharp-eyed pirate on the floor

Oh piebald pipe of piety
Do not aspire to piracy!
A spiny pain will occupy
My poor pylorus pining pie

Pied...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member 4 and 20 Pies - No Blackbirds
4 and 20 Pies – No Blackbirds

Oh, spare me the plethora of pies
the thumbs-up plumbs,
the pie in the sky dreams
of the pie lovers,
the onerous moooo
of the piebald cow
being milked
by the pie-eyed farmer
as his pied piper wife
lures the chickens
into a pot...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, humor, word play,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Pie Eyed Spittoon
Out of the west, amide a beautiful sunrise… came a pie eyed son of a gun.
Looking for Armadilly Billy the Sling Shot Kidster… water gun… in hand.
He rode a very slow plug, an inchworm called ‘Giddy-Up-You-Lazy-Thing’.
Said he was seeking, Billy...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member OH NO, OH NO
Oh No! Oh No! What has my son done? I hope it’s, not already to late!
He lives at a fraternity house, and surely, you know THAT intense mental state.
March has St. Patrick’s Day, Spring Break, and has, of course, Easter...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, adventure, easter, fantasy, funny, holiday, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Patty's Proclamation
Partly patient possibly passionate pretty Patty played prissy.
Rarely romantic rugged rakish Randy reacted with rejection.
Quickly quashing questions quixotic quietly quitting this quandary
she sashayed skirts and simply said sayonara sucker!

* note *  my sissy made me giggle out loud when...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, people, romance, giggle,
Form: Alliteration
Clouds had refused to part.
A fractured moon was walking in dismay
stroking the gazing stars.

Cornwhite belonging of ashes was
to fire, beloved sky was enchanted
with water ceremony
as a sign of gratitude to earth.

The wind decided to reverse the clock
and navigate in trees...Read More
Categories: pie eyed, forgiveness, happiness, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, passion,
Form: ABC