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We may assume with clarity
That God ain't in the cavity
And this real reality
Removing the polarity
For health of personality
Of any nationality 
Without the Humanity
Implied the MENTAL health

And judgement of the gravity
My favorite duality
The middle name is phelan 
Is bullschiet of the most 
Apparently all langlands 
Is wrong even to odd

Topology, apology
Schietloads of wrong technology
Dependence and the bounds
Inadequate economy 
Shall serve to WHAT?

That you are bound as a group
And happily restrained 
Totality of the control 
So you may be maintained 

The science purpose shall be not
The tool to help this ways 
And Plato's Cave produced this intercept
The harmony of real that you overstepped 
For those with the proper edge in mind 
To understand that ALLAH redefines your kind 

And still you cannot watch how YAHWEH eat the chips 
And human perverts motivated thus by help to nature 
Shall each obtain the guns 
And killing as much human as they may 
And this is only THE CORRECT SOLUTION

Now you may decay

Premium Member Veritas

Ivy leaguers smell like turd bits
Near the king’s commode where he s*its
Don should flush elites
Like what he excretes
Including these ass wipes and twits:

Yale University…J.D. Vance
Yale University…Scott Bessent
Yale University…Daniel Driscoll
Harvard University…Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 
Harvard University…John Phelan
Harvard University…Dean John Sauer
Princeton and Harvard…Pete Hegseth
University of Pennsylvania...Tiffany Trump
University of Pennsylvania...Donald Trump Jr. 
University of Pennsylvania...Ivanka Trump
University of Pennsylvania…Elon Musk
University of Pennsylvania…D.J. Trump
University of Pennsylvania and Harvard…Mehmet Oz

Life's Boat

a single solitary boat

is how some choose to stay afloat

but in life's sea which can be blue

you need a friend to row with you



I have a friend that headed out alone this Summer to prepare for writing a cook book called #TheAdventureCookbook. He took a picture of this lake with a solitary boat on it which inspired me to write this poem. I'm on Facebook if anyone cares to take a gander. His name is Jay Phelan if ya'll care to look him up.


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