A politician went to an old man to ask for votes
Asked to hold 1000 pesos.
Father grandpa said, 'Son, I don't want money.
But if you want votes, buy me a carabao.'
The politician wanted votes. He came out to buy a carabao.
Instead he goes somewhere else.
He didn't get a carabao for less than 40000 pesos.
He came back to Father grandpa saying,
'No carabao less than 40000 pesos that's why I'll just give you 1000.'
Father grandpa said, 'Son, don't be embarrassed anymore.'
'In your eyes, my value is less than a carabao,
How can I sell for 1000, when the carabao is not sold for 40000.'
Wake up voter, wake up your worth
Those people who ruin their family's future are worth a few pesos.
Categories:
pesos, people, perspective, political, prejudice,
Form: Political Verse
As candidate of popularity contest
In generating school fund was like a test
I’ve witnessed my parents' full support
Selling big grilled chicken was their last resort.
We got lots of visitors who came to bid
My dad pleaded, “Please do this for my kid!”
From ten thousand pesos, old men bid higher
Closed at fifty thousand, I was the winner!
At School Foundation Day, they crowned me queen
Teachers bought brooms, dust pans and garbage bins
We thanked the rich man for buying our chicken,
In returned, he asked us to court my dad’s sister, Len.
Categories:
pesos, celebration,
Form: Rhyme
"beggar"
I don't want
to make sense
of dollars out of
cents or pesos from
centavos but send those
me my uno dos tres
sent
i do
Categories:
pesos, spanish,
Form: Free verse
Feeling empty
sometimes, no time
sometimes, really sham.
I got here a hundred pesos
for haircut, one week
still here my wallet.
The reason, is sore
feet, a gout, terribly
pinning me at home.
If only like
machine I could
change one for cure.
Life is standoff
all schedule cancelled
because of this malady.
Categories:
pesos, career, health, life,
Form: Free verse
Red Gems
A middle-aged man in an old wheelchair
moves slowly and with determination.
On a crowded street filled with happy tourists’ feet
his arms look as if
they’d finished an Olympic race.
Since he has no legs, he cradles his wares
between lap and chest.
Today he sells tiny bracelets and anklets.
I pass him gingerly, bearing an awkward smile.
A half-block down, my conscience stops me.
I return to him
crouch down to meet him
pick out an anklet
hand him 40 pesos
his eyes glisten.
Why didn’t I ask his name?
Weeks later, this anklet still
adorns my smooth white skin.
I so love these plastic, shiny
ruby-red gems
held together by tough black string.
Categories:
pesos, culture, imagery, inspirational, poverty,
Form: Free verse
Feelin’ stressed about the usual crap?
Tension 'bout as bad as it gets?
Once we breathe in the tequila breeze,
We won’t have any regrets.
We’ll just be lyin’ in the Mayan sun,
Work on our tans and not get anything done.
Then we’ll make love inside the Palace of the Moon.
Cancun.
Gonna learn the local idiom,
Lost in blissful sweet oblivion.
Carve our initials in obsidian.
Cancun.
Got an itch so bad it’s giving you fits?
Better go on and scratch.
We’ll fish the waters where the tides never rise
And release what we catch.
The Gulf of Mexico is everyone’s friend;
Just so long as we have pesos to spend.
We’ll mariachi till we’re sick of the tune.
Cancun.
We’ll say Buenos dios, and por favor
Like children in a candy store.
Hey, our waiter’s from El Salvador!
Cancun.
Categories:
pesos, vacation,
Form: Lyric
in my pocket
i have five
thousand
pesos
in my heart
i am infinitely
poor for
no more
Cartagena
no more
you
Categories:
pesos, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos
Categories:
pesos, pride,
Form: Limerick
the power
of my mind
allows me to
shape the clay
made from your
dirt and my tears
confused
thinking i was
using Colombian
marble pressing thumbs
and fingers shaving flakes
and pieces making a stone idol
idly buying
by using pesos
to purchase that
which valuelessly is
time itself which is timeless
and when finished will sit atop
my
mantle
a memento
molded not knowing
might what the ending be
in abstract i see her flesh figure
in
mud
Categories:
pesos, muse,
Form: I do not know?
This is a Rosarian Sonnet in pentameter
I wanted to see a new sailing ship.
To Dana Point I went, just a short trip,
I toured the Brig Pilgrim, gift from Denmark
to the United States honoring great
Henry Richard Dana;s voyage of late.
It was around Cape Horn they plied their sails
in eighteen thirty-five. through rain and gales.
With hope of buying hides they disembark
off California’s Spanish rancho fields.
San Diego’ s ranchos gave many yields.
Rancho San Lauius filled ship’s hold full
Fiesta was given by vaqueros
Mayordomo was happy with pesos.
He gave special fight with rancho’s mean bull
Categories:
pesos, history,
Form: Sonnet
Pounds, Dollars, Rupees, Yen
Time to stop this if we can
Impossible, I know but still
When money rules, it’s all downhill
Euros, Pesos, Shekels, Krone
What the evidence has shown
Happiness does not equal wealth
Dividends do not foster health
Francs, Rubles, Riyals, Rand
How much more now can we stand
The quest for riches overtakes
Killers, liars, cheats, it makes
Love, kindness, fancy free
That’s the currency for me
A pound of friendship, worth its weight
There’s no cost to aggregate
Categories:
pesos, friendship, money, world,
Form: Rhyme
Got a monstrous craving for scalloped potatoes
Not good for the waistline but on my head is a halo
It sometimes slips
Down to my hips
To share my goodies, have declined many pesos
Categories:
pesos, food,
Form: Limerick
Ayer fue cuando supe
la triste realidad de tener
muy pocos amigos.
Y cuando digo pocos,
quiero decir exactamente eso:
pocos. Muy pocos.
Amargo descubrir que
aquellos abrazos,
sonrisas a los ojos,
palabras de estímulos
y apretones de manos
no eran flores genuinas.
Eso apuntaba a lo oculto:
la comida de mi mujer,
un par de pesos,
el talento,
vaciar frustraciones,
acribillar el tiempo
y hasta robarme una idea
(y sí que me han robado bastantes).
Pero cuando busqué el apoyo
para la justicia ante calumnias,
los que me robaron el sudor,
abusaron de mí,
me dejaron en la inopia
y hasta intentaron aniquilarme,
pues solo encontré el inmenso vacío.
Ahora comprendí que el mundo no
es más que una perversa camarilla
que se rebela contra ti en
el mismo instante
en que ya no
puede manipularte.
Categories:
pesos, friendship,
Form: Prose Poetry
True Knight
Could you support the Underdog ,
Could you take the poor mans' part,
Knight Errant could you fight Magog,
Rip out his Demons heart,
and when the wrong of Evil done,
You see the Devils' part,
to give your life to overcome,
be Valiant cleave the path...Don
We the persecuted poor want equality with the Evil rich.
We can have equality without Communism or any other ism.
The Evil Demon Greed is overpowering and the Lying Propaganda pre-veils:the Truth:}
We have a media like Facebook to reach everyone, and give each person the vote of how it
“will be” Furthering THE Political Correctness foisted upon us we should insist on Equality of Pesos' for all on the Planet. Not Dollars but world bank credits.
This obtainable Utopia needs funding “without the need for greed to be rich ethics.”
Advertising is needed to get Utopia, rolling,
remove the Evil greed,
stamp out the evil seed,
remove the shoddy lust,
Give power to the Just,
the rich will be Non-plused,
A better day, God-Speed,
In the One God yes we trust....
Categories:
pesos, adventure, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Copyright © 2015
17.12.2015
5:52pm
In the Banana Republic, you
can meet senorita in the sand.
A day from work, pesos in
hand, head for the sand. No
stress, the women are the best
Pretty senoritas ready to rub
a pirate's chest, chest full
of pirate's loot, and no one
gives a hoot.
Away from slaving everyday, the
discos and beaches are the way,
away from motorists trying to
run over everyone's feet
White men still come to Paradise,
paradise island and sunrise. He
says, island people sure are nice.
No wars, just lots of girls in bars,
and even ugly tourists can be stars.
Many island men sure seem happy with
them old ladies in the sand. They always
come back, leaving ole Sir Jack.
No stress, no mess, the Caribbean Islands
are the best.
by: LPruitt
**(on Facebook w/photo/theme: North Coast Poetry Society)
Categories:
pesos, adventure, beach, culture, funny,
Form: Couplet
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