Perkiest Poems


Premium Memberwhen is he going to wake up

daughter's college roommate said I hope this is not rude.
But I never eat anything except for hole food.
I assured her it was no problem if that is all she ate.
I made a grocery list immediately, and it was rather great

donuts in strawberry, chocolate too
They had the best holes, through and through.

Onion rings naturally, with extra salt.
I decided also to add a caramel chocolate malt
I know it does not have a hole, but the straw does right?
I planned the best hole foods all day and night.

She did not say the holes had to be round.
So I bought the perkiest pretzels that could be found.
I added a bundt cake and angel food cake too.
I was excited to meet this hole-eating food guru
Categories: perkiest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Membershe only eats hole foods

daughter's college room mate said I hope this is not rude.
But I never eat anything except for hole food.
I assured her it was no problem if that is all she ate.
I made a grocery list immediately,, and it was rather great

donuts in strawberry, chocolate too
They had the best holes, through and through.

Onion rings naturally, with extra salt.
I decided also to add a caramel chocolate malt
I know it does not have a hole, but the straw does right?
I planned the best hole foods all day and night.

She did not say the holes had to be round.
So I bought the perkiest pretzels that could be found.
I added a bundt cake and angel food cake too.
I was excited to meet this hole-eating food guru
Categories: perkiest, humorous,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberTerrific Birthday Bouquet

They sent their mother the perkiest birthday bouquet
It was okay now that they did not visit every day.
One lived two blocks, the other a whole mile away.
One could barely stay. The other was dour and gray.
As her nurse, I was sad they did not come by Tuesday.
Or answer their messages which they did not bother to play.
For that is the day their mother passed away.
Categories: perkiest, birthday,
Form: Monorhyme

Aloha Means Hello and Goodbye

as a lad
living in
Hawaii
i had

a tiny
turtle
bought
from not

even 
a pet
store
but one

that had
more then
two and also
sold sushi on the side

but
with pride
i picked out
the perkiest so

it would
live longer
than the other
more then other

ones
had so 
not needing
the whole

kit and
kaboodle
i took my new
friend home to his

or her
algae stained
remains of a desert
island now water filled

to the level
of the beginning
of the winding path that
would take turtle happiness

to its private
resort restoring
the kingdom even
though looking out my

window at
coconut trees
i had climbed as
my mind currently

placed
the plastic
flag of a brown 
stemmed and green

leafed palm 
tree in the hole
so that turtle island
wouldnt sink

god 
rest
in
peace
Categories: perkiest, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Public Announcemnt

BY STREET CRIES

MY PEN SPEAKS POETRY WITH A PASSION 
RELEASING MENTAL PRISONS POSING AS PROBLEMS 
PEOPLE POINTING FINGERS IGNORING PARAGRAPHS OF LIFE SCRIPTURES 

PROMOTING THE PENALTY OF MINDLESS POTENTIAL
IN A PARADOX PASSING BY PEDESTRIANS
PLEASING PARASITES PUMPING POISON IN THE POPULATION 
 
PROPAGANDA FOLLOWING PROTOCOL

POLITICS PLAYING GODS POSITION
POSSIBLY PROVOKING PESTILENCE AS A PRESENT 
BECAUSE OF OUR PAST TENSE

PROVIDING A PATH PRACTICING PAGANISM AS PARADISE 
PERPENDICULAR TO NO LIFE

PERSUADING PARTICIPATION IN THE FORM OF PROFITS
PURCHASING A GENERATION POLLUTED WITH IGNORANCE
PURPOSELY POSITIONING PUPPETS AS PRESIDENT

PROBING PODS PENETRATE THE SKY LOOKING FOR PLANETS 
PROVING POINTS THROUGH PROPHETIC PROPHECY
PROJECTING PAINFUL PREMONITIONS

PARANOID PERKIEST PILL POPPERS PARADE IN PUBLIC
WHILE POLICE PUSH PASS PERIMETERS OF PEACE
CAUSING PICKET SIGNS OF PROTEST

FOOD FED TO THE POOR PROCESSED WITH PESTICIDES 
PROTECT WALL STREET POCKETING PAYCHECKS FORM POVERTY

THAT'S WAY I POST POEMS WITH POWERFUL POTENCY
REPRESENTING THE UNHEARD CRIES IN THE STREETS
Categories: perkiest, addiction, confusion, corruption, prison,
Form: Lyric


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