Penzance Poems - Poems about Penzance

... There once was a man, who came from Penzance, Who attended, a St. Valentine's dance. But he soon turned, and ran, For each guest was a man. Who were all looking for more, th......Read the rest...

...THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAID A young fisherman berthed in Penzance Went ashore one fine night to a dance He woke up on his boat With a mermaid afloat The First prize in a card game of chance ......Read the rest...

... There was a Rubenesque gypsy from France, Who made love to all the pirates of Penzance! Alas~condemned to walk the plank. Till she flashed her voluptuous, sun-tanned flank! Captain so please......Read the rest...

...Type casting Pirates of Penzance Lining up those who’ll sing and dance Some aced the illusion Others beyond delusion Laughing so hard I wet my pants AP: 3rd place 2020, Honorable Mention ......Read the rest...

...(A parody of the Modern Major-General's Song from "The Pirates of Penzance" by Gilbert and Sullivan.) I am the very model of a very stable genius. Compared to mine all others’ ...brains.......Read the rest...

...THE A CAPELLA PIRATE by Jeanette Jones based on Portrait No 6, Theater by Mary Cassate 1879 THE A CAPELLA PIRATE Be it Pirates of Penzance or H.M.S Pinafore, it never really matters. ......Read the rest...

...The story of Granddaughter Lily By Franklin Price 4/14/2015 The story of granddaughter Lily Is one I feel compelled to tell Of talent that revealed itself Really from the starting bell At ......Read the rest...

...Her heart hurts since Penzance An oft meeting now 'à outrance' Reckless romance recants Forbidden faith’s life dance Sparked suddenly from slight glance......Read the rest...

...My Christmas Box by Rob Barratt We’ll have an X-Men, X-files, X-Box, no socks, X-Factor, Max Factor, Max Bygraves, no war graves of a Christmas I want empathy, an MP3, a hemp-free, hump-free,......Read the rest...

...One Mayday the girls of Penzance, Being rather board with the lacy of romance, Joined a Parade, ......Read the rest...