Paunches Poems - Poems about Paunches

...Ongepatshket torqued skewed reflection drawn courtesy lots of byte size chalk. When e'er I summon fat chance to empower me self with courage and steal a passing glance in the mirror then in......Read the rest...

...I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly doth wane Mine body electric analogous to Google map pronounced with arteries and countless varicose vein visible popping blood vessels leeches have......Read the rest...

...Many years ago, Before yours or my time, When the only way to Travel to and fro Was not with automobiles, Or cars or trains, Or even planes. But with a horse or a donkey. This happened in th......Read the rest...

...Every February fourteenth, (reference Gregorian Calendar see High Middle Ages his Saints' Day) which combs thee day after morrow aye decree Tweedledum and Tweedledee mine near one and same m......Read the rest...

...Aging baby boomer no longer fit as a fiddle accumulating extra adipose tissue around the middle ain't no impossible mission whence thumbs I twiddle to shed unwanted weight methinks exorcise t......Read the rest...

...Real love takes up residence deeply in the heart. Two lucky ones, are focused in, not out, at the start. From the inside can't see the outside, so it makes no difference. Especially to men, wh......Read the rest...

...Incrementally corporeal essence, here to fore i.e. figurative spear tire of mine, doth elicit despair daily appall, thus I air part tickle laurel lei objection able bane, cuz this tear rub......Read the rest...

...Though a wimpy, tiny, and puny (smaller than a breadbox) Ogre whereat my portable minuscule fingerhut size adobe abode ex posed to Strunk and White raw grammatical elements of style, I counte......Read the rest...

...Wise men in love sit back on their haunches, Letting their hair curl, developing paunches. They darest not act 'cause they've got rationale, They state as their eyes flick from gal unto gal. Ph......Read the rest...