Thoughts on a Boring Day

Haunches and Paunches It’s strange to say, but people who sit on their haunches develop fat paunches but, say, isn’t it usually the other way? Definition Procrastination is a synonym for pure laziness without, however, the indecision of the former. Unhappy Do you wake up every day bereaved in sorrow, because yesterday passed away and today will tomorrow? Truism In the matter of sexuality men prefer promiscuity to unguarded adultery: the first allows selectivity the second, the notoriety of damaging publicity. His Libido Her husband’s libido works like sap, rising only in the spring, and slow at that. Food for Thought or Nought? Given all the choicest of foods we eat, and what it becomes in the end, shouldn’t it make us wonder what it is we eat, and is it worth the money we spend?