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Premium Member The Legend of Parson Uzzell's Pants
Bat Masterson was hired as a gamblin' boss at the Denver Saloon in 1891, In a town high in the Rockies, Creede by name; he took no guff from anyone! The rowdy saloon, restaurant and gamblin' hall ran twenty-four hours a day; Bat patrolled the place with a pair of 44's on his hips to keep ruffians at...

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Categories: parson, humorous, western,
Form: Rhyme
A Parson of Hauxwell
A venerable parson of Hauxwell of whom men would say that he talks well. While some ladies did swoon and went over the moon, gossiping together how he looks swell. Another for our local collection....

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Categories: parson, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Parson Ezra Heap
Once there was a parson named Ezra Heap Whose Sunday sermons were profoundly deep The louder Ezra implored The more his congregants snored He could never arouse them from...

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Categories: parson, humorous, religion,
Form: Limerick
Parson Whose Sermon Contained Arson
Parson Whose Sermon Cotained Arson Should have heard sermon from the parson; Would be hot and set you on fire like arson; Could make you laugh as if Johnny Carson. Jim Horn...

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Categories: parson, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Country Parson
The old parson ministered to his flock where'er they might dwell, In his well-traveled buggy drawn by his faithful horse, Old Nell. Nell and he had weathered snow, rain and stinging gale, Sharing the Master's Good News throughout rural hill and vale. A humble country parson was all he ever aspired to be, Knowing the material rewards would be scarce...

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Categories: parson, faithold, old,
Form: Rhyme




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