Retirement Parody Poems
These Retirement Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Retirement. These are the best examples of Parody Retirement poems written by international poets.
I'M Gonna Strech Out My LifeI WANT TO STRETCH
OUT MY LIFE
LIKE A LONG
LIMOUSINE
DISAPPEAR
OFF THE EDGES
OF A CLIFF
IN A SCENE
PUT MY TRUST
IN A THRUST
TO CHEATS DAYS
TO CHEAT DEATH
LIKE A HERO
WITHOUT HALO
DODGING...
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parody, age, career, longing, motivation,
Swine Rush
Little piggies in a hurry,
gotta run and catch that muddy dollar
As me rat race cheese-off,
peddling asphalt fumes of a 401k Harley
Punch-the-clock tired worker bees
drone alone...
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allegory, humorous, jobs, parody,
From the National Poet of Slovenia In a Language People Understand - the Ruins of the Ancien RegimeFarewell, then, AUKN boss,
The next this year makes three.
By the time they find a substitute,
Slovenes will be at sea.
He tried to cover his behind;
AUKN boss...
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parody, absence, allegory, analogy, animal,
Reflections: Midlife CrisisP aranoia permeates, etching itself into your fractured face,
A cacophony of constant pressure; life remains a stressful...
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parody, adventure, angst, autumn, business,
Solitude: To Yoda, An OdeGreen bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs,...
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parody, adventure, angst, confusion, dark,