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Baptism Parody Poems

These Baptism Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Baptism. These are the best examples of Parody Baptism poems written by international poets.

Your Christ Your God Your Crown I

All has abandon you…

Destroy your Christ 
your God 
your idols 
Hypocrisy
They will all fall apart!

Your Lords and your Artificial Christ!

Lay bear it’s mechanical heart
Rebuild it...

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Categories: parody, allah, angel, art, atheist,

Ye Olde Hogs Head

Welcome to the Hogs head
The local ye olde pub
The ale tastes like urine
And there's maggots 
In the grub.

There's straw on the floor
A pee bucket by...

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Categories: parody, baptism, drink, giggle, hilarious,

A Little Bit of Gloss

With a little bit of gloss
They are gods to those
Fooled by the pronunciation
Of a word
Or expensive clothes
Fit for a social king

How fickle are we
When a...

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Categories: love, parody, social,

Why Should I

Was it enough or was it too much?
Sometimes too fast but always too slow!
God knows that I come with these seeds that grow.
Inside and out...

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Categories: parody, angel, baptism, beauty, courage,