Humorous Owl Poems

In twilight's realm, where moonbeams entwine,
Two owls engaged in a contrast of minds:
A Great Horned Owl, proud and strong,
And a Great Gray Owl, cunning and...

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How many owls can I hold? I wondered as they appeared.
They were perched on each limb as the night rider neared.
I cannot handle this volume,...

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The wise old owl said,                    ...

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Who cares? Who is going? Who wants to know? Who? Who? Who?
Sure. Other people pick up a cockatoo or a parrot. 
So that makes sense.
I...

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There were lots of pretty girls
But only one with mahogany curls.
This one had shy amber eyes.
Which caught one big guy by surprise.

His name was Ox...

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A normal owl has no use
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Were Wise Old Owl

What if I were a wise old owl?
And on face you could find a scowl
Never would give a hoot
At who I had...

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You can never fool this mangy old dude
A wise old owl you should never pooh pooh
Can recite the alphabet
Backwards no sweat
Standing in line at MacDonald's...

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Wise Old Owl

Once knew someone who was a wise old owl,
Who on Wheel of Fortune had bought a vowel
And even though seemed like a nitwitted...

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An owl sat on our tree outside, and Dragon was completely mesmerized.
So Dragon ask what was his name, and Who was all that he devised.
Dragon...

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You're on my doorstep
You want a family pic?
Got any mice—rats?...

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Mused the owl roosting on a pine tree shoot,



   "My colleagues think I'm not very astute,



       But...

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