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Funny On The Fence Poems

These Funny On The Fence poems are examples of On The Fence poems about Funny. These are the best examples of On The Fence Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Story of Metal Mouth Tongue Stuck On the Fence
Extraordinarily winter jest
As a youth licking metal fence post constantly;
Treated for iron overload given Exjade;
Beyond what is ordinary or usual: 

Exothermic, exothermic change So exothermically:...

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Categories: on the fence, adventure, analogy, conflict, funny,



Fence For Cows
If you give
                      ...

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Categories: on the fence, funny,

Premium Member Thoughts From Both Sides of the Fence
THE MAN:

He sits quietly,
Warm in his beautiful coat.
What is he thinking.



THE MONKEY:

Sitting here alone,
Contemplating lifes meaning.
Freaking cold out here.


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Categories: on the fence, animals, funny, people,

The Political Fence
I sat on my Republican fence.
Looking at politicians from thence.
And what did I see
Looking back at me?
Disenfranchised freedoms with no sense....

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Categories: on the fence, angst, funny, philosophy, political

Premium Member The Bull Jumped Over the Fence
Oh! my garden potatos...
and busted tomatoes..
The bull jumped over the fence...

And where did he go?
I really don't know!
I haven't seen him since!

But if I see...

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Categories: on the fence, animals, funny



The Wicked Fence (1)
As I kneel
I spy

To your body
I can eye

Twenty-five feet away
You are making
My day

I crawl along the
Picket fence
Soft grass under my knees
My heart pounding at what
It...

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Categories: on the fence, friendship, funny, imagination, me,

Barbwire Fence
(This is a fictional poem)

Old man Smith has a sign that says not to trespass.
I crawled under his barbwire fence and it pricked my ass.
That...

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Categories: on the fence, angst, animals, funny, old,

The Cat On the Fence
There once was a cat who hadn't much sense.
He liked to sit, every night, on a neighborhood fence
And sing, at the top of his not...

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Categories: on the fence, animals, children, funny, cat,


Book: Shattered Sighs