Funny On A Plate Poems
These Funny On A Plate poems are examples of On A Plate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of On A Plate Funny poems written by international poets.
Kitty Fluffy Thanksgiving PlateKitty Fluffy and her Thanksgiving plate
Invited us to dine, yelling “Don’t be late!”
Kitty was welcoming, her plate was absurd.
We are having a twenty pound turkey,...
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on a plate, cat, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Plate LunchDonald Trump was out on a date
When he coughed and sneezed out his plate
His date had quick wits
And smiled, "Hey! It fits!
Y'all gnaw thas...
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on a plate, funny,
The Offering PlateThe Offering Plate
The offering plate
started at row one
I was in row ten.
I reached in my pants
knowing I had a five
down there somewhere.
I pulled...
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Categories:
on a plate, conflict, funny, irony, perspective,
Tia Maria's Enchilada Blue Plate SpecialFragrant steaming plate
Smoky spicy chile green
Warm satisfaction
Something foul burning
Within my bowels churning
Gas apocalypse
3/7/16...
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Categories:
on a plate, food, funny, humorous,
PlateThose who are patient and wait
Will be able to finish all thats on their plate
While those who feast and rush
Will end up...
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on a plate, children, fun, funny,
Blue Plate SpecialWow!! Mark-down in aisle 8.
Gotta run, I can't wait!!
Fight my way through
the surging crowd,
Elbowing others is allowed...
Gotta save that 50 cents!
Sure do make...
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Categories:
on a plate, adventure, allegory, angst, business,