Oink Poems - Poems about Oink

I wonder but wondering is neither wavering or wilting. And just who would build a duck arch at a junction anyway? The way is always clearer when the past is lost but who argues with gaggles of geese is often left questioning the ideology of a cosmic soup dish although this should never be miscontrued...

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In a green skirt wave to tables, in a yellow skirt wave to chairs, but in a white shirt sit in bookshelves humming away and swinging legs and arms to the beat transcribed by tomes, biographies, encyclopedias, dictionaries and thesauruses. A smartbook is not a smart book as it cant cook and therefore complaints should...

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I am working on a bridge. It is very wide. It is not high. I am very round. But I can fly. Flap flap flap causes pink rays although I have a scent of a sea. If I land sideways I can bounce. Although I do try to avoid gardens as sometimes it can be...

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The turbulence of a tube in a rusted bowl is akin to a striped sky. Acronyms are quite quick to jump over a lake at dawn. And districts discussed dominatrix in an iron ball. Cavitation clapping in a vest that is pink. And five hundred lemons laid out bare. Interesting how a slug does have...

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ALL HE REALLY HAD TO SAY WAS “OINK” I found an easy corner to get to me some rest I believed it was easy but I was wrong I laid down on the concrete at my weary feet's behest but then a cop showed up and said “move along” “but mr. lawman” I said in a plaintiff way my feet are...

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Roll in the mud, thrice wielding the ice pick. La La La down the lane escaping the elusive carving knife. No chop, no gammon, no other porkly tale, round is good and round is ham and a pig I am. Is that very great and interesting? I am unsure as I go to lie down to begin...

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There was a dumb pig from Kauai Who had a huge stye in his eye While using a hatchet He started to scratch it Now the swine has an eye in his sty!...

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He sat in front of the TV while eating a large plain pizza washing each bite down with iced tea. The sight made me laugh… Ha-ha! reddish oil dripping onto his already grimy t-shirt. What a slob! (If he only knew) To call him that would only hurt his feelings. I couldn’t say that to him as much as I’d like to so I struggled...

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Lately I’m beginning to think we don’t have a prayer What happened? The only recourse besides rebellion is adequate representation This country needs to be together and all I hear is divisive Liberals and conservatives together pointing fingers The bureaucracy is staggeringly over balanced Pork Barrels carry Care Package Labels (For the children) Even I can see smoky mirrors spin too...

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The sow looked at the piglets, And grunted, with a big sigh, "You kids are so darn messy! This place looks like a pigsty."...

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