I wonder but wondering is neither wavering or wilting. And just who would build a duck arch at a junction anyway? The way is always clearer when the past is lost but who argues with gaggles of geese is often left questioning the ideology of a cosmic soup dish although this should never be miscontrued as a soapy basin for basil is intelligant so when feeding fish please be very aware that acorns are large and therefore a not an option for flakes. Kiss then. Good. Go on then kiss. Mr and mrs in a barn. Canoodling. But not noodles. Hahaha beans waving with beards hahaha mystical moo meeting a hay bale. X x x x x x x cicumstantial cosmological corrosion x insectiside z z z z
Categories:
oink, adventure, allusion, autumn,
Form: I do not know?
I am working on a bridge. It is very wide. It is not high. I am very round. But I can fly. Flap flap flap causes pink rays although I have a scent of a sea. If I land sideways I can bounce. Although I do try to avoid gardens as sometimes it can be perilous in summer months due to outdoor eating. That would require heating. "ahhhh oink" scares me witless. But I have now made the bricks safe. Now others can use this bridge. Good. Portly painting printing prolifically promising pork. And an atomic leaf floating. Great. What time is the buffet? Oink oink oink. And a crust of bread burps. X industrialisation Z
Categories:
oink, animal,
Form: I do not know?
The turbulence of a tube in a rusted bowl is akin to a striped sky. Acronyms are quite quick to jump over a lake at dawn. And districts discussed dominatrix in an iron ball. Cavitation clapping in a vest that is pink. And five hundred lemons laid out bare. Interesting how a slug does have no flippers in a watery drift. And a biscuit melting in a cup. Bits. Misused. Miscellaneous page of itemised devolution. Require no more. Thirst is a barrel. And a barrel in a chest. Young. Factions form filled. Gone gone gone. In a honey comb drip. Good. Exemplorary examples. Hahahaha beer bread. Hahahaha fortification fortified fries with forks swinging. *** parliamentary z
Categories:
oink, art, beauty, birthday,
Form: I do not know?
ALL HE REALLY HAD TO SAY WAS “OINK”
I found an easy corner to get to me some rest
I believed it was easy but I was wrong
I laid down on the concrete at my weary feet's behest
but then a cop showed up and said “move along”
“but mr. lawman” I said in a plaintiff way
my feet are burning and my eyes need to close
of course the cop didn't care what I had to say
he thought I was just being verbose
I tried to convince him to let me stay
but cops will be cops as I always say
still he insisted I be on my way
yet my mouth refused to utter the word “okay”
we traded words and I he began to yell
my body and mind had quite enough
so I told the pig to go to hell
and that's how I ended up in handcuffs
© 2012....copyright PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
Categories:
oink, angst, me,
Form: Quatrain
Roll in the mud, thrice wielding the ice pick.
La La La down the lane escaping the elusive carving knife. No chop, no gammon, no other porkly tale, round is good and round is ham and a pig I am.
Is that very great and interesting? I am unsure as I go to lie down to begin my sleep of snout snore in a bed of baked bap.
Categories:
oink, funny,
Form: I do not know?
There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!
Categories:
oink, funny
Form: Limerick
He sat in front of the TV
while eating a large plain pizza
washing each bite down with iced tea.
The sight made me laugh… Ha-ha!
reddish oil dripping onto
his already grimy t-shirt.
What a slob! (If he only knew)
To call him that would only hurt
his feelings. I couldn’t say that
to him as much as I’d like to
so I struggled through the chit chat
when he asked, what’s so funny, dude?
Funny? Umm! Oh Nothing, I lied
Please! Don’t mind me. Finish your pie.
Categories:
oink, satire
Form: Rhyme
Lately I’m beginning to think we don’t have a prayer
What happened?
The only recourse besides rebellion is adequate representation
This country needs to be together and all I hear is divisive
Liberals and conservatives together pointing fingers
The bureaucracy is staggeringly over balanced
Pork Barrels carry Care Package Labels
(For the children)
Even I can see smoky mirrors spin too slowly
Intelligentsia seems to have stolen the supreme court
Who else would usurp home rights
Or separate God and Country
What manner of man would run for office
To try and bring order out of collegiate chaos?
Has no-one seen the disruptive power of French Canada?
Protestant Belfast?
Catholic Terrorism?
Dare I mention Twin Towers
And the divisiveness of how to build a memorial there
A normal Yank would have rebuilt bigger already
Lest I forget
We don’t have a prayer
United States? In a Pig’s Eye Porky
Categories:
oink, loss, lost love, native
Form: I do not know?
The sow looked at the piglets,
And grunted, with a big sigh,
"You kids are so darn messy!
This place looks like a pigsty."
Categories:
oink, animals, children, funny,
Form: I do not know?