Oink Poems - Poems about Oink

...My little piggo, I love the way you shine, You have a cheek so pink, and eyes so divine. Your hair is so bobby, just like a silk it flows, As you roam in my heart, so free it goes. Your chubby ......Read the rest...

...[Pictured above… My actual coffee mug] Well, I poured myself a gin And I sploshed some tonic in And some lemon and some ice So it slipped down really nice If it gave my brain a squiggle ......Read the rest...

...With this substance a lot to link, If only one would clearly think But nothing between Zinc and school’s ink Nor voyaging vessels that sink: Perhaps the gray of oysters, not pink… We all sh......Read the rest...

...Welcome to The S Laughter house And lots of fun and games Where everyone participates To show that they are game We’re well known as the funny place Where beef, I mean cows go Just get in lin......Read the rest...

... Tom Cat with his fiddle stood on a wall and played his fine song to bring one and all Together to dance to his Meow tune beneath the full Sun along with Half Moon Hen Cockle, Doo Roo......Read the rest...

...The farmer cocked his rifle and glared down upon the turkey It wasn’t mist that made the farmyard and the turkey murky His muddy specs and ageing eyes had made his vision blurred And as he wiped h......Read the rest...

...Purple bats and evil cats and strangled ghosts that laugh jet black cloaks, snickering blokes and witches that gaff Pumpkin grins, talking garbage bins and all that moves Halloween rh......Read the rest...

...hear the groan of an old man getting up from his chair hear the rumble of a hungry tummy hear the clink sound of a glass toast hear the click sound of the light being turned on and off hear the h......Read the rest...

...A lady out walking her dog Encountered a pot-belly hog A quick-fingered boink Deflated its oink So Harley roared off in the smog......Read the rest...

...Number one went ‘BOINK’ off the little piggy’s head Number two went ‘BOINK’ and the little piggy said Little piggies shouldn't sleep underneath an apple tree Then he went ‘OINK OINK’ and was ‘BOIN......Read the rest...

...Up in the sky a great big spoon Took a scoop out of the moon It took one more and pretty soon The moon went pop like a balloon The spoon reached down close to the ground And started stirring r......Read the rest...

...Little Sarah Sue, loves going to the zoo. To hear the cow say, Moo, Moo, Moo. And the horse say, Neigh, Neigh, Neigh. She really loves to hear the pig say Oink , Oink , Oink, Cause it s......Read the rest...

... Peck, peck, peck I’m soft and fluffy I am a little chick Some think I’m scruffy Oink, oink, oink I’m kind and gentle I am a friendly piglet Some think I’m mental ......Read the rest...

... Don’t pardon those demockratory quips, them dishonest mistakes Unless you love walking thru a field of verbal cow chips Beware! Aye lips very often halitosis snip Here is a rue unpa......Read the rest...

...One or more words that make the sound as you speak N Oink is an example and so are squeal and squeak M A T Ouch! You’d exclaim if pinched by a sneak P Outstanding is this creative language t......Read the rest...