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Dog Off One Poems

These Dog Off One poems are examples of Off One poems about Dog. These are the best examples of Off One Dog poems written by international poets.


No Lentil Beans Before Bedtime Unless Blast Off One
No lentil beans before bedtime unless...
(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions during sleep
(ass suspected source) – courtesy...

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Categories: off one, 10th grade, 11th grade,




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