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Funny Ocean Poems

These Funny Ocean poems are examples of Ocean poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Ocean Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member See See Under The Sea
the seahorses grazed in a field undersea 
the jellyfish wobbled at the party

the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent 

the...

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Categories: ocean, animal, fish, fun, humorous,



Premium Member Hey Ho Does An Octopus Know POTD
hey ho
does an octopus know
how to juggle with eight cups and saucers
and the fish watching him
while the elephants swim
then he juggles with a turtle and...

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Categories: ocean, children, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Ocean
Ocean the blue cat 
likes to suck on random toes 
taste the salty sweat 
 
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Categories: ocean, beach, blue, fun, giggle,

Premium Member What A Shocker

Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!

...

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Categories: beach, funny, humorous, ocean,

Premium Member A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE TO EAST COASTERS! CANADA
A SONG THAT WILL ONLY MAKE SENSE 
                 ...

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Categories: funny, humorous, ocean, song,



To See the Sea You See
Two seamen sought to sail the sea
to see the seething sea, you see.
This could have happened in B.C.
but no — they saw the modern sea.
In...

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Categories: funny, humorous, ocean, sea,

Premium Member shock wave
local cab driver big deal

lacking personal appeal

drove into a lake

procured a fish cake

and bumped an electric eel.
...

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Categories: ocean, beach, fish, funny, humor,

Premium Member Chuck Your Manners In the Ocean
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
     Don't say these words on a safari
       Lions will...

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Categories: ocean, africa, food, funny, tiger,

Timeless In the Center of the Ocean
timeless in the center of the ocean
you walk, and i watch in awe
so inspiring are you like a respectful kiss from the sun

breathless like the...

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© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ocean, poetry,

Love Trail
Path, as it lasts
days and nights long
everlasting sounds of joy
as one enters a journey scene
around a lake, a beautiful view
as the sounds seem great
overlooking the...

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Categories: ocean, environment, funny love, heart,

Premium Member Thru Maritime Miles 9-Reconciliation
Now Davey was glad that Miss Lori was cool
To not be so mad with a man like a fool
The money she spent for the rent...

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Categories: ocean, children, funny, good morning,

You'Re Mine
Guilty I voiced my plea
Whilst the fishies looked at me
There he stood-pleased and grinning;
Disregard of what was sinning

Guilty I yelled again;
Affirmation for the man
My heart...

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Categories: ocean, betrayal, funny love, love,

Premium Member Rolling Stones
Once upon a time in the lands from the north, south, east to west    
Navigating on the cold white sands formed of...

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© G. Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, mountains, ocean, river,

The Oceans Do Not Call
Some people find sublime beauty
in its foaming white-caps and waves,
they look at it like a lover
who is so prone to misbehave.
They dream of riding the...

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Categories: ocean, feelings, how i feel,

Ollie the Octopus
Ollie the Octopus with his 9 brains
Broke his 3 hearts in a quick poker game
The blue blood that ran straight to his heart
Suddenly stopped before...

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Categories: ocean, adventure, analogy, animal, funny,


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