Oafs Poems - Poems about Oafs

...Bohunk climbed down the beanstalk today Looked like an oaf said my young brother Jay A bohunk is an oaf, I quickly told him He was followed by his friend, ogre Jim Jay asked me, does the bohunk......

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...When wilting wolds wing winters ‘wards one’s way; When happenstance shall hurry haven hence; When all the oily oafs shall overwhelm: Then dine upon and in the finer realm, Wherein the fragrant dr......

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...anticipatory anxiety fosters catastrophization..., especially bombardment of online scare tactics courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs rubbing their hands at aggrieved party; pun......

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...Oh, so revered this child be, so blest was I to kiss her tiny knee. And blessed to give her birth, ah, yes! God placed this infant girl upon my joyous chest. And, you know from decades hence, ......

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...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase? It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs. One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ......

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...Occasional snide words Often bruise small egos Once said cannot retract Or repair damage done Odd, this always works out Old hurts will hear me spout Oafs make this sad mistake! FO......

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...Ghost stories roamed the woods during Halloween madness. Goblins and witches were crazy about black cat midnight gladness. The giant spooky Jack-o-Lantern King was coming into his own, Skeleton ap......

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...Lust has such a bad press one of the seven deadly sins of course people die in bed but they may as well be happy ......

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...e when his school's team had won the championship and he was high on praise and having fun. He took the credit--no surprise! But soon the tongues would wag. He meant to say, "No brag; just fact!" He said, "No fact; just brag"! The "oafs" and "nerds" laughed in his face. The "dummies" yelled, "That's right!" His dumbstruck fans just stared at him, now a pathetic sight! ******************* May centers of atte......

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...Farouche. By Feo. I am shy child la rock, Self - effacing, who seeks harmony, A maze of thought, The introvert from the clan of the bizarre, Planted in the deca......

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...Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit, Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit. People whae’ve kent me, aw ma days, Say am unstable, in aw ma ways. They dinna really ken, the person ah am, A real great guy,......

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...I heed and follow step by step and hope each lesson I don't forget So that when my time come I will shine when I enter Heaven, domain of most sublime Watching, treading carefully with each step......

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...This is poetry for us all when you can’t find the words. Acerbic, angry, awful is this poems dream. Bad, boring, balderdash are its major themes. Childish, contemptuous, cynical to the last; ......

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...You bellow and spit before my face, Grabbing your crotch with pride, Yet when I roll my eyes and turn away, My friends are mystified, Forgive me, but these oafs I see Just do not have a clue, ......

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...To the North, South, East, and West... Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads, The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms... Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin......

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