Oafs Poems - Poems about Oafs

...anticipatory anxiety fosters catastrophization..., especially bombardment of online scare tactics courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs rubbing their hands at aggrieved party; pun......Read the rest...

...Oh, so revered this child be, so blest was I to kiss her tiny knee. And blessed to give her birth, ah, yes! God placed this infant girl upon my joyous chest. And, you know from decades hence, ......Read the rest...

...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase? It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs. One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ......Read the rest...

...Occasional snide words Often bruise small egos Once said cannot retract Or repair damage done Odd, this always works out Old hurts will hear me spout Oafs make this sad mistake! FO......Read the rest...

...Ghost stories roamed the woods during Halloween madness. Goblins and witches were crazy about black cat midnight gladness. The giant spooky Jack-o-Lantern King was coming into his own, Skeleton ap......Read the rest...

...Lust has such a bad press one of the seven deadly sins of course people die in bed but they may as well be happy ......Read the rest...

...he was high on praise and having fun. He took the credit--no surprise! But soon the tongues would wag. He meant to say, "No brag; just fact!" He said, "No fact; just brag"! The "oafs" and "nerds" laughed in his face. The "dummies" yelled, "That's right!" His dumbstruck fans just stared at him, now a pathetic sight! ******************* May centers of atte......Read the rest...

...Farouche. By Feo. I am shy child la rock, Self - effacing, who seeks harmony, A maze of thought, The introvert from the clan of the bizarre, Planted in the deca......Read the rest...

...Eedjit, bamstick, scunner and twit, Am no wan o’ them, am jist a nit. People whae’ve kent me, aw ma days, Say am unstable, in aw ma ways. They dinna really ken, the person ah am, A real great guy,......Read the rest...

...I heed and follow step by step and hope each lesson I don't forget So that when my time come I will shine when I enter Heaven, domain of most sublime Watching, treading carefully with each step......Read the rest...

...This is poetry for us all when you can’t find the words. Acerbic, angry, awful is this poems dream. Bad, boring, balderdash are its major themes. Childish, contemptuous, cynical to the last; ......Read the rest...

...You bellow and spit before my face, Grabbing your crotch with pride, Yet when I roll my eyes and turn away, My friends are mystified, Forgive me, but these oafs I see Just do not have a clue, ......Read the rest...

...To the North, South, East, and West... Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads, The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms... Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin......Read the rest...