Angst Nursery Rhyme Poems

When they made Humpty Dumpty
He turned out to be grumpy
Because of his fragile state
He's not to make a mistake
A padded path, made for him
Full of...

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Here’s how my gardens grow
With silver bells and human shells 
And my pretty maids all in a row
I suppose its time to ring more bells

We...

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Fallen into spiraling
With every dance
With every sing
Off-centered weights
Throw it around
The molten core
Beneath the ground
Beneath the grind
Behind the sound
Afforded thought
But pay no mind
Try not to see
Without...

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Ten little golden girls swung from a vine
One branch broke, and then there were nine.

Nine little golden girls went to skate
One fell through a crack,...

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On the subject of an unwanted water feature...

Water, water, everywhere
In rushing rivers down the wall
As loud as grand Niagara’s Fall
In to the Wobbly Bog
Pouring, pouring,...

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Time to end the pain
you hid so well
then down will come baby
straight back to hell.
Follow me down the hall,
listen to the sirens call,
then come away...

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Einee, meinee, mighty, moe,
I was surpised to find my wife a ho,
Up above the world so high,
She would flash any man her thigh...
Einee, meinee, mighty,...

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