Nowt Poems - Poems about Nowt

...Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their sled A dog th......Read the rest...

... Thee overthier sed whet? Put pint darn, spek thou tripe! Thou must oo-n thy own thoughts Went aside thou harse tuther day Heard waling tuther side thy do-or. Arrghh, tis whet thee sed? Nowt!......Read the rest...

... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......Read the rest...

...mist tranquil lost but found mystifying quelled swirl in love gazed upon fall fast asleep sound sound bombard makes ears bleed deafening noise boom taste luscious sali......Read the rest...

...Cold Rain - part 2 Written by JapnoorR (AKA Jenny) Kids are playing in puddles, as raindrops race each other. People walk by with umbrellas, red, blue, and black. Why ignore such a wonderful si......Read the rest...

...Race 2 Same old going down Graves of men now silent Nowt much happening here Just dead bodies buried After being riddled blasted Russians killed by Ukrainians Prisoners mostly of Wagner Sent......Read the rest...

...Blow down the snozzle this windy wild world is nowt but a hornswoggle. Giddy are the blue birds in head and heart, blithered are the bush-beating snit-shifters. A good day to die and live ......Read the rest...

...At the mid-night chase of nowt Caught up with my abuser Audacious against the white full moon Well-dressed in a six-piece exquisite suite And a Hugo cologne, the unforgetful scent Raising chase ......Read the rest...

...SHE WASN'T EVER LAME O' those ever long legs, and those high heels A skirt up to her butt, o' how this gal appeals Curb crawlers scuff wheels, on the side walks Nowt going down 'ere, other th......Read the rest...

...Got my Dictionary of Quotations, The Greek Myths of Robert Graves, Plutarch for beginners’ How The Ancient World Behaves; Back at the Paranoia Poetry Club, Local Intellectual Branch And that ......Read the rest...

...Earth’s future is at stake So meet at Sharm-el-Sheikh, Where details we debate About warming climate. Vague promises some make On action they may take Some time at later date To control climat......Read the rest...

...I used to be a curate in, and Beaky named a North York’s town while taking a sip of his beer and eying the company round. We knew there was a story coming. We could tell by the look on his face......Read the rest...

...[This was written for Matt Caliri’s Dialogue contest but withheld because frankly I’m not convinced I can call it a poem… But whatever it is… I kinda like it, so here it is.] _......Read the rest...

...Nice sum ho-hum Figures triggers transfer defer Strict loan bemoan Invest divest credit debit Tax break intake Pay in smart pin Pay out for nowt Encash th......Read the rest...

...Young Albert Andrews thought he would Help his dad to peel the spuds Switched on the machine just didn’t linger To check that he had removed his finger The machines set off at a fair old zip Ca......Read the rest...