No Way Jose Poems - Poems about No Way Jose

...ed his troth wedded bliss severely put thru the paces as I get bombarded from text after text compliments of celebrated barenaked ladies brazenly showing me their anatomical wares mostly augmented breasts and tuckus, and asking me to do likewise, but "No way Jose" emphatically stated falling on deaf (emoji symbolized) ears no not mine but the young thangs invariably seeking a gold digger versus literally avowing to be dirt poor substitute, y......

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...run run run days coming undone managing thick and thin while doing the backspin hoped for a miracle for time in a capsule a mere hideaway but no way, jose! AP: Honorable Mention 2023, H......

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...The news reports to say, “No Way, Jose!” With hopes to get hurricane Jose, to go away So, I am now only passing the word along Let’s not see another one with more go wrong So, here we go, to star......

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...No Way Jose' Yes, no way Jose' Can you ever imagine Bill in negligee. Ho ho, Jim Horn......

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...Mince Meat Pie No Lie Oh great! Found that some guy forgot to stipulate How he knows people hate to wait or set a date Important enough and already been accentuated And, would you believe, dest......

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...Hurry and Bury Have to think about it and then hurray Up and then all DT BS begin to bury With cuteness is trying to be clever All of our ties should start to sever. No way Jose' turned into......

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...I thought you didn't exist I thought this was a fictional kiss Your lips are sweet as candy and fresh as mints Let's repent and ask for forgiveness I know we have a million sins A billion fri......

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...WHO will IT be Each new DAY Here is a list of things I want my political candidate to have, be and give to me this Christmas.. Who always will know what to say. Who around with self or me wi......

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...Googled and Bamboozled When she saw my eyes they both were googled Causing her to be dumfounded and bamboozled And then ended up becoming completely baffled When off all my entire brains had b......

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...Swollen eyes trickle of tears Swells of pride hence denied Cry me mo tears shed me mo light ......

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...A Major Seaport She sure was such a sweet local librarian But would always turn into a barbarian; When I did something that I must confess Left my table in library a big mess. Around for a w......

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...Ma’s New Thanksgiving tom bell for dinner? dinner bell for tom bell? tom bell’s our dear prize turkey been with us for years strutting round and round the yard almost one of us pa sharp......

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...A Wattle, nearly 80 Smoots high. decided one fine spring day that some way it was going to fly. “It was going to fly ?”, said I “No way, Jose, not today.” The Wattle, not discouraged actually......

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...I’m already ahead and stirring before that fiery Sunrise appears every single morning. I'm quickly catching up to my own waiting for the breaking of this phenomenal day. My coffee will be in my han......

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