Humorous No Problem Poems

Casanova is worried the ladies complain
Prowess in question his language profane.



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I have researched the issue extensively
  and concluded most indubitably
The #1 problem we must confront immediately
  is that the NBA is Tibetan-Nepalese free...

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To ward off those germs from afar
I’m using a tatty old bra
It can’t be a task
To make a face mask
I’ll model it like a film...

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Bats who are hanging in need of a crap
Are advised to themselves not besmirch
Much better to go for a toiletry flap
Than do their own poo...

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He said he was on quite a spree.
I asked what his next crime would be.
   I meant it in jest,
   As...

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I ordered a steak
It came back too rare

I looked in the mirror
I'm losing my hair

A traffic nut passed me on the right
Honked my horn with...

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Peter wanted to cook some fresh snails
So he followed their silvery trails
He put them in a pot
But a lid he forgot …
Up kitchen walls poor...

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Biggest Part of Problem

When you write poems should speak out
What each of your poems will be about
Like Trump being a character creator
And to many has...

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I do admit, I must confess,
My stomach is in great distress,
It keeps growing
As food keeps flowing, 
Why can't I eat a little less?...

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Times where tight; means were lean
A newly minted bride; arrives upon the scene
Freshly baked bread; surely would please her man
She would serve at dinner; at...

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