The Problem With Dough

Times where tight; means were lean
A newly minted bride; arrives upon the scene
Freshly baked bread; surely would please her man
She would serve at dinner; at least that was her plan
Never mind the fact; she knew not how to cook
Checked her new cookbook; to see just what it took
Measured out the makings; enough to fill two pans
Mixed it all together; folded into loaves; dusted off her hands
Set the makings aside to warm; as her mother used to do
Dough began to rise; enough to fill 6 pans; hers numbered only two
Surely didn’t want hubby knowing of such a precious waste 
What to do with the extra; was the problem now she faced
Peering out the window; spotted the fresh mother earth outside
A hole she dug; chucked the extra in; a perfect way to hide
To her chagrin as she looked again; this huge mushroom began to rise
Rushed back out to chop it up; cover with earth to hide from prying eyes
Once again the secret is out as the dough refuses to die
She sets with head in hands; admitting defeat and slowly begins to cry
Hubby is home; her sin revealed; forgiven as confessed
Many happy years of marriage followed; surely they were blessed


Based upon a story related by my Great Aunt Lilly Bennett Lambert from when she was a bride back in the early 1900s.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Laurie Avatar
January 23, 2015 at 1:04 AM
G'day Donald... Thanks mate. Brought back a few memories of bread making (and beer making) disasters. Good for a giggle is your poem. Thank you Donald - Lindsay
Deschler Avatar
December 6, 2013 at 11:38 PM
A very humorous story and a charming poem, Donald! I loved the flow of your words here, and your rhyming was great, too! Really good work, I enjoyed the read!...Thank you very much for the wonderful comments. It really means a lot!
Bennett Avatar
December 7, 2013 at 12:51 AM
Thank you my dear.
Kearley Avatar
December 5, 2013 at 12:15 AM
Oh! This is a great one! You brought me a smile. :o) Just what I needed. Glad to see you liked my last write. Wasn't sure where it was going, but it was late and I had to get it out.
Bennett Avatar
December 5, 2013 at 12:25 AM
I had fun molding this into a poetic form from a story related to me probably 50 years ago. I am please you liked it.
Kendrick Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 6:26 AM
Got a chuckle about this one..I remember my mother telling me one about her first mess-up in the kitchen..Those stories can warm our hearts..Thanks for sharing with us..Sara
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