Christmas Nibbles - bawdy
There must be a way to enjoy Christmas Day
But not fill my belly with food
Most years I eat till I’m fit to explode
But this year I’m not in the mood
My wife said she thought I might like a hot sausage
Which sounded a little bit rude
She said, “Just try this, it’s so warm and inviting.”
I said,
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Categories:
nibbles, christmas, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Nibbles McCheesy
Nibbles McCheesy was ever so speedy
And scampering all round the house
Trojan the tabby was getting quite crabby
For failing to capture that mouse
That cowardy custard could not cut the mustard
The mouse was too slippery for he
In truth it was mainly and really quite plainly
For fear that mouse might have a flea
So Nibbles McCheesy would run around
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Categories:
nibbles, animal, cat,
Form: Rhyme
Nibbles - For Tania Kitchins Bawdy Limerick Contest
I fancied Brazil nuts and got ’em
I put down the bag and forgot ’em
My wife, greedy guts
Is nibbling my nuts
She’ll stop when she gets to the bottom
29 May 2019
Contest: Bawdy Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
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Categories:
nibbles, food, funny, giggle, wife,
Form: Limerick
He Played His Fiddle and Had No Nibbles
he played his fiddle and had no nibbles
he sat impatiently casting his pole
it was so bad he couldn't catch a cold
bait, reel and miss
there were no fish
barkeep says try a different watering hole
connie pachecho
2/10/17
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Categories:
nibbles, fishing, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Nibbles of Temptation
Temptations allure influenced only by the physical. Then further made curious by a simple comment of “you smell good” or an undeniable look of “I want you”!
With that your voice seems to change becoming sultrier.
From there you want to reach out and touch, but when you do, just the simplest of touch
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Categories:
nibbles,
Form: Prose Poetry
Mister Nibbles Ameri-Sonnet
< amidst grass carpet he plays
long ears bushy tail white
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Categories:
nibbles, adventure, animals, childhood, education,
Form: Sonnet
Categories:
nibbles, animals, imagination, inspirational, nature,
Form: Haiku