There must be a way to enjoy Christmas Day
But not fill my belly with food
Most years I eat till I’m fit to explode
But this year I’m not in the mood
My wife said she thought I might like a hot sausage
Which sounded a little bit rude
She said, “Just try this, it’s so warm and inviting.”
I said, “Now you’re just being crude.”
Impatiently huffing, she suggested stuffing
It seems that my wife is quite lewd
She asked if I fancied some leg or some breast
I kept schtum, which I thought might be shrewd
I gave in and asked for a nice fruity tart…”
And she yelled, “To what do you allude?”
I said, like a chump, “Okay, give me some rump.”
And frankly, I knew I was screwed!
Categories:
nibbles, christmas, food, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
I fancied Brazil nuts and got ’em
I put down the bag and forgot ’em
My wife, greedy guts
Is nibbling my nuts
She’ll stop when she gets to the bottom
29 May 2019
Contest: Bawdy Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Categories:
nibbles, food, funny, giggle, wife,
Form: Limerick
he played his fiddle and had no nibbles
he sat impatiently casting his pole
it was so bad he couldn't catch a cold
bait, reel and miss
there were no fish
barkeep says try a different watering hole
connie pachecho
2/10/17
Categories:
nibbles, fishing, humorous,
Form: Limerick
< amidst grass carpet he plays
long ears bushy tail white paws
nibbles bulbs munches away
poor little thing had some flaws
hides hair braided and despaired
didn't stop this little guy
thought to self this wasn't fair
bowed head and started to cry
nectar is what he had sought
on this hopeful days journey
not to be trapped or be caught
or carted off on gurney
Mister Nibbles came to play
In garden's bedding today
Categories:
nibbles, adventure, animals, childhood, education,
Form: Sonnet
amidst grass carpet
bunny nibbles flower's bulb
extracting nectar
Categories:
nibbles, animals, imagination, inspirational, nature,
Form: Haiku