Newt Poems - Poems about Newt

... Two of these One of those Take with food One more dose Swallow it down Like magical spells Self-medicate To make yourself well Tail of newt Wing of fly Take everyday and you won't c......

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...Harry, a tiger salamander stole a woman’s blackberry Quickly swam with it out to the bogged down Derby ferry He was chased by a great crested newt named Terry Terry wanted the device for his Great......

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...Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025 min(no) newt effect on me. As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire, one whirling dervish flaps his wings at the speed of sound. With twenty ......

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...Ah... methinks I could sleep forever Basking in a supine position with eyes wide shut while the space heater churns out fast moving molecules of heat solitudinarian drowsy thinker fêted by mi......

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...Stay away from a rough-skinned newt Their poison skin is deadly, it will make you toot. Better to linger near an angry bandicoot. Or go to Sam’s house and watch him play his flute. If the newt co......

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... Teen Felix got pissed as a newt His actions he could not dispute He pee’d in the sink Caused by demon drink What happened next he can’t refute He perched on the sink for a dum......

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...Oh, the vexing amphibian - from the Nile or Caribbean. Is it a toad or a frog, a tadpole or polliwog, a newt or salamander, crocodile, alligander? Oh, the vexing amphibian - from the Nile or......

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...Victorious flirtatious foreplay I awoke early - now my body will sleep, though thoughts rise like the Azores of snuggling next to such an adorable atomic bombshell of a beauty - boars into my ......

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... boil foil royal trouble put this man inside a bubble tie him to a tree splash with frog newt tea stranger to these woods befuddle. ......

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...Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans ma......

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...Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue Just a couple weeks shy and seven years ago to the day, I still remember contractual obligations our previous residential abode 724 ......

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...The Abba clones were about to perform Suddenly Bob felt his feet wet and warm Anna screamed "diarrhea!" Mum yelled "mamma mia" While their pug pup hid inside it......

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...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......

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...Wonderment at existence ™ With my scrunched and bushy furrowed brow I often ponder the precise circumstances that any thing to be born tracing back lineage of self or arbitrary individua......

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...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......

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