A newty knit a net of knots and thought it rather fitting.
But knew he not, that naughty newt, that nets are not for knitting.
Categories:
newt, 4th grade, children,
Form: Rhyme
“Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”
? William Shakespeare Macbeth The Witches brew
I’m hungry, sounds good to me~ I sure hope it’s gluten and dairy free
Categories:
newt, humorous,
Form: Monoku
Stay away from a rough-skinned newt
Their poison skin is deadly, it will make you toot.
Better to linger near an angry bandicoot.
Or go to Sam’s house and watch him play his flute.
If the newt comes near you, run off and hide.
His poison skin is deadlier than cyanide.
Categories:
newt, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Terrorism conjures fear
Like witches stir a brew.
Both have dire circumstances
When the day is through.
Bombs that blow and planes that crash
From devious devices
Are the modern eyes of newt,
Which crones toss in as spices.
Panic percolates and boils
And fills our souls with dread.
Beefing up defenses
Makes us paranoid instead.
Terrorists plant seeds of doubt
Which worm inside the core.
Like a sip of poison,
There’s no need to do much more.
For when that fear’s inside us,
He who conjured it must grin
And cackle like the hag who knows
Her potion’s lodged within.
Categories:
newt, evil,
Form: Rhyme
Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife.
Categories:
newt, people, political
Form: Double Dactyl