Newt Poems - Poems about Newt

“Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,— For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.” ? William Shakespeare Macbeth The Witches brew I’m hungry, sounds good to me~ I sure hope...

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Stay away from a rough-skinned newt Their poison skin is deadly, it will make you toot. Better to linger near an angry bandicoot. Or go to Sam’s house and watch him play his flute. If the newt comes near you, run off and hide. His poison skin is deadlier than cyanide....

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I must state That I am great, I have a crest, I’m simply the best. Oh yes – I’m a Great Crested Newt! I am brownish black, With warts all over my back, My orange tum has black spots It looks just like join-the-dots. Oh my – I’m a Great Crested Newt! If I lose a toe or a leg Another one grows instead, My spots on...

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Terrorism conjures fear Like witches stir a brew. Both have dire circumstances When the day is through. Bombs that blow and planes that crash From devious devices Are the modern eyes of newt, Which crones toss in as spices. Panic percolates and boils And fills our souls with dread. Beefing up defenses Makes us paranoid instead. Terrorists plant seeds of doubt Which worm inside the core. Like a sip...

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Higgledy-piggledy Newt Gingrich So loved his country He betrayed his wife. Whilst berating Bill Clinton Incontrovertibly. His run for presidency Now full of strife....

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