Neutering Poems - Poems about Neutering

...My dog looks at me, don’t wanna know what he’s thinking missing one testicle now, 'thanks to me'. I offer him a treat a reward a bribe if you will to forgive and forget, but. He turns his hea......Read the rest...

..."Taking away my cell phone would be as painful as being neutered." ~ by poet Twenty years ago, no one would have predicted that ......Read the rest...

...Joe was supposed to get Buddy neutered. They return home without surgery or the cone of shame. Do you know what neutering means? My husband asks me. Yes, I do. This is why I set up the appoi......Read the rest...

...Against wild dogma and feathery wit, Shall your sound idioms and wisdom Outshine fickle folios of mortal sages; Proving verity in its irrepressible form. Your arresting dictums shall outshine ......Read the rest...

...Mightily buoyed by cherished blood, Brazen struts laxest wit undeterred; And fair nobles her giddy vinos swill Oftener than mild sips of ironed skill. Sometimes charmed by gilded gold Slack s......Read the rest...

... Alova ... she’s the leaven princess of oven bosom tear oppression Her violet Persian neutering rug has the sterile stench of cougar mating feral aggression It’s her purple passio......Read the rest...

...It is unfathomable, I say. Chance, the village repeater, says, “UnFAM-IT-BLE!” and smiles at me. Louder than I was, but with more feeling. I cringe, pre-seeing how this village meeting might unfo......Read the rest...

...A heartless mean person dumped a puppy. It found us of course. Our dog went nuts. Not happy. My husband wanted to keep it. Named it Baby Buddy because he did not want to check whether it was a bo......Read the rest...

...Oh dear what can the matter be Tulip our cat needs to be spayed you see come pick her up tomorrow afternoon at three when she feels better after the surgery... Oh dear what can the matter be t......Read the rest...