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Humorous Neanderthal Poems

These Humorous Neanderthal poems are examples of Neanderthal poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Neanderthal Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Neanderthal Soup
The hairiest arm came out of the pot and slapped me.
I slapped it back, angry now, for without a head, 
How could the arm do...

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Categories: neanderthal, 4th grade, 5th grade,



Premium Member Killed the Gray Neanderthal Cartoon
Killed the gray Neanderthal cartoon
Rubbed him out with an eraser
Brushed bits of him onto floor
Making a little mess
My husband watched me
Pretty disgusted
He is the one
Who...

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Categories: neanderthal, art, fun, humorous,

Neanderthal Poet
Cave man writes poems
Six foot six under three hundred
Bearded and balding
No training high school English
I’m having fun none-the-less...

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Categories: neanderthal, fun, humorous,


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