Funny Mythology Poems
These Funny Mythology poems are examples of Mythology poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mythology Funny poems written by international poets.
So That's How It happened Three ladies all in lettuce dress
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mythology, food, fun, funny, history,
Santas Hired A Dragon To Train Shy ElvesSanta Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco
to bring shy elves out of their cocoons;
he trains them to deliver the presents,
as meeting humans for them, is...
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mythology, christmas, fantasy, fun, holiday,
Abominable Snowman AKA Bigfoot Yeti SasquatchThe Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In...
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mythology, cute, fun, funny, humanity,
Bedlam BluesCain killed Abel on a Monday night
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...
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allegory, funny, murder, mythology,
The goddess AppetiteyThe goddess Appetitey,
a figure...
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mythology, fantasy, food, funny, humor,
Pacha Mama and Supreme QuestionPacha Mama
The name means Earth Mother
Today she is stylish and humorous
her big eyes show
endless love
emitting positive energy
which invigorates every second
The...
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mythology, africa, art, beauty, funny,
Faeryland Realm
Featherlite merry's lifted by breeze, float up to a plumeberry sky
then gracefully sail over Melody Vale and land on the Cheerbloom in Nyye
Below near hedgerows...
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fantasy, imagination, magic, mythology,
One of Us Mice[for Joan Osborne]
What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....
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mythology, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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mythology, 12th grade, character, hope,
Silent WisdomSilent Wisdom
Did you see?
Did you look?
What do think?
They are so… … ?
Words heard directly,
indirectly or by accident,
but never by...
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mythology, anti bullying, drink, goodbye,
The Worth of RiceThe Worth of Rice
Food is a daily need.
Some eat well, are fed well,
are taken care of,
while others have little,
or none.
It...
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mythology, addiction, allah, america, earth,
Used by the MuseUsed by the Muse
Here I sit, after the holidays.
Everything is quiet,
and waiting for the big party,
to end the year.
Struggling on page...
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mythology, anxiety, art, health, how
The Fervent AtheistShe left the tent in holy fervor,
Hell-bent to spread the Word.
The Spirit moved and made her quiver;
No act of faith was too absurd.
She knocked on...
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mythology, atheist, faith, funny love,
There's Nowt on our HermTHERE'S NOWT ON OUR HERM
There's a naked heathen godlet
that lodges in our hall;
one leg of his is cocked up in the air.
Does that...
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art, humorous, mythology,
LOKI'S FALL FROM AESIRMalevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,
Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,
Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,
Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...
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mythology, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,