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Funny Mythology Poems

These Funny Mythology poems are examples of Mythology poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mythology Funny poems written by international poets.

So That's How It happened
Three ladies all in lettuce dress

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Categories: mythology, food, fun, funny, history,

Premium Member Santas Hired A Dragon To Train Shy Elves
Santa Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco
to bring shy elves out of their cocoons;
he trains them to deliver the presents,
as meeting humans for them, is...

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Categories: mythology, christmas, fantasy, fun, holiday,

Premium Member Abominable Snowman AKA Bigfoot Yeti Sasquatch
The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 

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Categories: mythology, cute, fun, funny, humanity,

Bedlam Blues
Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Categories: allegory, funny, murder, mythology,

The goddess Appetitey
The goddess Appetitey,
                     a figure...

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Categories: mythology, fantasy, food, funny, humor,

Pacha Mama and Supreme Question
Pacha Mama 

The name means Earth Mother
Today she is stylish and humorous 
her big eyes show 
endless love 
emitting positive energy
which invigorates every second


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© Kohava Ray  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mythology, africa, art, beauty, funny,

Premium Member Faeryland Realm
Featherlite merry's lifted by breeze, float up to a plumeberry sky
then gracefully sail over Melody Vale and land on the Cheerbloom in Nyye

Below near hedgerows...

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Categories: fantasy, imagination, magic, mythology,

Premium Member One of Us Mice
[for Joan Osborne]

What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....

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Categories: mythology, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: mythology, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Silent Wisdom
Silent Wisdom

Did you see?
Did you look?
What do think?
They are so…   …   ?

Words heard directly, 
indirectly or by accident, 
but never by...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mythology, anti bullying, drink, goodbye,

Premium Member The Worth of Rice
The Worth of Rice

Food is a daily need. 
Some eat well, are fed well, 
are taken care of, 
while others have little, 
or none. 


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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mythology, addiction, allah, america, earth,

Premium Member Used by the Muse
Used by the Muse

Here I sit, after the holidays. 
Everything is quiet, 
and waiting for the big party, 
to end the year. 

Struggling on page...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mythology, anxiety, art, health, how

The Fervent Atheist
She left the tent in holy fervor,
Hell-bent to spread the Word.
The Spirit moved and made her quiver;
No act of faith was too absurd.

She knocked on...

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Categories: mythology, atheist, faith, funny love,

There's Nowt on our Herm
There's a naked heathen godlet
that lodges in our hall;
one leg of his is cocked up in the air.
Does that...

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Categories: art, humorous, mythology,

Malevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,

Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,

Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,

Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mythology, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,