Funny Mythology Poems
These Funny Mythology poems are examples of Mythology poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mythology Funny poems written by international poets.
So That's How It HappenedThree ladies all in lettuce dress
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mythology, food, fun, funny, history,
Santas Hired a Dragon To Train Shy ElvesSanta Claus hired a dragon, Donnie Draco
to bring shy elves out of their cocoons;
he trains them to deliver the presents,
as meeting humans for them, is...
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mythology, christmas, fantasy, fun, holiday,
Abominable Snowman Aka Bigfoot Yeti SasquatchThe Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.
Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end
In...
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mythology, cute, fun, funny, humanity,
Bedlam BluesCain killed Abel on a Monday night
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...
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allegory, funny, murder, mythology,
The Goddess AppetiteyThe goddess Appetitey,
a figure...
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mythology, fantasy, food, funny, humor,
Pacha Mama and Supreme QuestionPacha Mama
The name means Earth Mother
Today she is stylish and humorous
her big eyes show
endless love
emitting positive energy
which invigorates every second
The...
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mythology, africa, art, beauty, funny,
Faeryland RealmFeatherlite merry's lifted by breeze, float up to a plumeberry sky
then gracefully sail over Melody Vale and land on the Cheerbloom in Nyye
Below near hedgerows...
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fantasy, imagination, magic, mythology,
One of Us Mice[for Joan Osborne]
What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....
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mythology, animal, cute, fantasy, funny,
The Fervent AtheistShe left the tent in holy fervor,
Hell-bent to spread the Word.
The Spirit moved and made her quiver;
No act of faith was too absurd.
She knocked on...
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mythology, atheist, faith, funny love,
There's Nowt On Our HermTHERE'S NOWT ON OUR HERM
There's a naked heathen godlet
that lodges in our hall;
one leg of his is cocked up in the air.
Does that...
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art, humorous, mythology,
Loki's Fall From AesirMalevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,
Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,
Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,
Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...
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mythology, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,
Bad LuckOnce a Leprechaun went swimming,
out in the deep blue sea.
Even though his head was spinning,
he thought it might appease.
He felt he needed exercise;
what’s better than...
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mythology, cute, fun, funny, humorous,
Unsafe For DragonsOne day a dragon set out in flight;
Up towards New York, he did alight.
Landing in the middle of Times Square;
He quickly did become aware;
That some...
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mythology, animal, fun, funny, humor,
Dragons Anxiety AttackOne day my dragon, discovered how to read; whomever taught him, is anyone’s guess. Once he discovered historical novels; none of us would rest....
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mythology, animal, fun, funny, imagery,
Dragons PetsYet another dragon, we had to get
And he just had to have a pet.
For whatever reason, he chose a frog;
So we took him to a...
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mythology, animal, dog, fantasy, funny,